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Funny story: Medical Association Declares Eggs are Bad, Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays

Medical Association Declares Eggs are Bad, Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays

The Association of Super Intelligent Doctors and Scientists has revealed the findings of a 3 billion-dollar, 20-year study. The research concluded that eating eggs on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays is bad for the health. The chief of cardiolog...

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Funny story: Hunger can lead to anger, but compounded if wife doesn't bring me a goddamn beer.

Hunger can lead to anger, but compounded if wife doesn't bring me a goddamn beer.

HARFOLD, Vt. - We've all been "hangry," that grumpy disposition when we get home late and haven't had a meal. God forbid you've missed an entire meal. But the female cafeteria staff at Harfold State College in Harfold, Vermont, have determined tha...

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Funny story: LOL??? New Study Reports that People Are Funny

LOL??? New Study Reports that People Are Funny

A new study released today by the American Psychological Association reports that people are funny - not funny in the "ha-ha sense," clarified APA President Evan Cartwright, but funny as in "weird, strange, bizarre. F-ed up, if you will.” Cartwrig...

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Funny story: Before Prince's death, on average, people last thought about singer 7 1/2 years ago: study

Before Prince's death, on average, people last thought about singer 7 1/2 years ago: study

HARFOLD, Vt. - As the world mourns the death of singer Prince, who died this week due to complications following an overdose, Harfold State College has released a startling finding. Although most of the Western world has been rendered incapacitate...

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Funny story: 64% of Colorado cannabis users don't remember where they put their pot, says study

64% of Colorado cannabis users don't remember where they put their pot, says study

According to a recent study by the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment, 64% of the state's cannabis users can't remember where they put their pot. 30 people, who admitted to recreational marijuana use at least once day, were anal...

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Funny story: Professor Given Five Million Dollars To Study Immortality

Professor Given Five Million Dollars To Study Immortality

The Massie Rockefeller Foundation has awarded a $5 million grant to Steve Martin Windgate, distinguished professor of philosophy at the University of California at Riverside in Nevada, to undertake a rigorous examination of a wide range of issues rel...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus Spotted At The Encino Reservoir Engaged in Some Hanky Panky

Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus Spotted At The Encino Reservoir Engaged in Some Hanky Panky

ENCINO - An unnamed source informed iRumors that he and his English teacher were parked out at the Encino Reservoir reviewing for an English test when they looked over and happened to see Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber in the next car. The unnamed...

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Funny story: According to Recent Studies, Ten out of Ten Americans are Lazy

According to Recent Studies, Ten out of Ten Americans are Lazy

According to a recent study, America is the first 100% lazy country. Steven J. Henrickson Ph.D. (Britain's top researcher of American habits) conducted the study by asking five hundred Americans to do simple tasks, such as changing the television...

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Funny story: Crossdressers make the safest drivers

Crossdressers make the safest drivers

A new study commissioned by the big three insurance companies has made some startling discoveries, and reinforced social stereotypes when it comes to driving. "We all know that the worst category of driver is boys aged between seventeen and forty-...

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Funny story: Researchers Find Shorter Titles And Sentences In Articles Are More Likely To Be Read Than If One Tries To Put Too Much Before Readers All At Once, 9 Times Out Of 10

Researchers Find Shorter Titles And Sentences In Articles Are More Likely To Be Read Than If One Tries To Put Too Much Before Readers All At Once, 9 Times Out Of 10

Cambridge, U.K. - Researchers at Cambridge University have found that, when constructing titles for online publications, doesn't matter what type or genre they are, just online ones, nothing specific, are more likely to be read by the vast majority of people, i.e. the audience, readers, those lumps of organic material staring blindly into cyberspace , hoping to be awaken by some thunderbolt of int...

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Funny story: Men In Hats Make Better Lovers

Men In Hats Make Better Lovers

A study has revealed that men who wear hats make more sensitive, caring lovers. The study, compiled by Maureen Svetlenska, owner and operator of Just Hats, the world's largest hat supplier, issued her findings last week. The hat mogul found tha...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover Sloths Can Do Math

Scientists Discover Sloths Can Do Math

Top Slothologist Benny Jones has made, quite frankly, one of the most ground breaking although slowest discoveries about the South American mammal in the 21st century. Sloths not only count and can solve mathematical equations, but they do so usi...

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Funny story: Poll reveals 63% of nation's douchebags offended by the term "douchebag"

Poll reveals 63% of nation's douchebags offended by the term "douchebag"

According to a CNN/USA Today poll, 63 percent of surveyed douchebags hold a negative connotation to the term "douchebag". "I find that the term is outdated, and needs a change as it no longer captures the essence of what makes our people unique" says...

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Funny story: Study: Nine out of 10 say "Mona Lisa--NOT!"

Study: Nine out of 10 say "Mona Lisa--NOT!"

HARFOLD, Vt. - In a recent study released by Harfold State College, nine of out 10 college males answered, "NOT!" when asked if the Mona Lisa was hot. The survey was conducted last Friday night in Nate Horner's dorm room where he and nine of his f...

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Funny story: New Study Shows Ivy League School's Leave Students Less Educated

New Study Shows Ivy League School's Leave Students Less Educated

The survey, conducted by Fairleigh Dickinson University, was completed with self-identified students from both Princeton and Brown University. The results were based on whether the students had the ability to score a higher grade on the ACT now th...

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Funny story: Vast majority of dieters wrongly blame hormonal changes for weight re-gain, study

Vast majority of dieters wrongly blame hormonal changes for weight re-gain, study

HARFOLD, Vt.--Some 80% of dieters regain the weight they've lost within a year. According to a study released earlier this week by Harfold State College, some 99.9% of those dieters blame hormonal changes for the return of flab. Coincidently, the...

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Funny story: Study reveals 93% of Europeans "don't care" about the Electoral College

Study reveals 93% of Europeans "don't care" about the Electoral College

BONN, Germany, 15 August - The Amsterdam-based Institute for Electoral Awareness, a global elections clearinghouse, released the shocking results of a new study today, indicating that Europeans care far less about how the Electoral College works...

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