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God convinces Einstein to repent his sins!

Funny story: God convinces Einstein to repent his sins!

Einstein, a dedicated atheist, now in heaven, has been forced to review his doubts about The Holy One. In fact, God has demanded that Einstein repent his sins, kiss His feet, and swear that there is a God, otherwise he will be sent 'downstairs'! A...

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Narcissistic Comedian Has No Trouble Laughing at Himself

Funny story: Narcissistic Comedian Has No Trouble Laughing at Himself

Dismissing accusations of being self-absorbed and grandiose, comedian Russell Hargrave explained that he has no trouble laughing at himself – and in fact, does so a lot. “My humor is a little too high-level for some people to appreciate,” stated H...

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Germany discovers an evolutionary secret

Funny story: Germany discovers an evolutionary secret

German Science Academy- "A core base of evolution has been discovered," says the German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Emeritus, an organization of gifted German intellectuals. The MIE are a logical group, deciding their actions on complex c...

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Being a numeric genius has its advantages, and unfortunately, too, its disadvantages

Funny story: Being a numeric genius has its advantages, and unfortunately, too, its disadvantages

Jarred T. Thistlewind was always the last person to show up for the party. He was also the last guy to show up for work, and to stand idly by at the bus stop on the corner of Courier Street and Phelps Avenue on his way to work, and he was even two weeks late to wish his wife of seven years a "Happy Anniversary" greeting on April 8, along with a bottle of Pinot noir, which they always drank in bed...

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Kanye: KKK, You Need To Update Your Image

Funny story: Kanye: KKK, You Need To Update Your Image

After stirring controversy by using a Confederate Flag to promote his Yeezus tour, Kanye West has stirred yet another racial hornets nest: This time he wants to redesign the traditional garb of the Ku Klux Klan. "If I had been around at the end o...

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Kanye West To Crowdfund "KanyEgo Trip"

Funny story: Kanye West To Crowdfund "KanyEgo Trip"

After billionaires Donald Trump and Mark Zuckerberg declined to invest their billions in Kanye West, the struggling for coherence and self described musical genius is moving to crowdfunding for his next Album, KanyEgo Trip. "I need a billion dolla...

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Brainy tot proves kids--even little geniuses--say the darndest things!

She's smarter than Abraham Lincoln (I. Q. 128), Bill Clinton (I. Q. 137), Napoleon Bonaparte (I. Q. 145) Sigmund Freud (I. Q. 156), Benjamin Franklin (I. Q. 160), and even Stephen Hawking (I Q. 160). Three-year-old Alice Amos, of the United Kingdom (...

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New Theme Restaurant Trying New Spin on Old Themes in 2014

Funny story: New Theme Restaurant Trying New Spin on Old Themes in 2014

A new restaurant is trying out a cutting edge theme. The restaurant will be called "Leftover Bliss Diner". "We are a restaurant attempting to capture 2014 nostalgia, for a restaurant in the late 80's that captured the nostalgia of a 1950's restau...

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Share a Coke with: whoever you want

Funny story: Share a Coke with: whoever you want

After the remarkable success of writing people's names on the sides of their bottles, Coca-Cola are now selling blank bottles and letters for those people who don't appear on a bottle. "We've had a lot of people come to up to us and complain," sai...

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Balotelli admits; "I am a genius; Dickhead!"

Funny story: Balotelli admits; "I am a genius; Dickhead!"

It is now official, Italian soccer star, Mario Balotelli, who does nothing apart from sitting on the bench when others are winning titles, chasing porno / striptease stars in front of the paparazzii and flashing his mega-bucks all over Manchester, am...

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Wayne Rooney in Four Word Outburst

Funny story: Wayne Rooney in Four Word Outburst

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney stunned millions of television viewers by revealing he now has a vocabulary of four words. After completing his hat-trick in the 4-2 win over West Ham United at Upton Park, Rooney shouted the words 'Fucking w...

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Apple's Genius Bar Expands to Include Food and Drink

Funny story: Apple's Genius Bar Expands to Include Food and Drink

Counting on the success of the Apple Store's Genius Bar for answers to technical product questions, insiders tell me that they will soon be expanding the concept to a separate building, serving food and beverages. "It was based on a suggestion sub...

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2 year old gets an A* at Maths A-Level

Funny story: 2 year old gets an A* at Maths A-Level

A 2 year old boy has become the youngest person ever to attain an A* grade at Maths A-Level. Abdullah Khan from Oxford has only been studying maths for 3 months but his parents believe he has a natural talent with figures. 'It all started when...

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Boy Genius Finds Cure For Hunger

Funny story: Boy Genius Finds Cure For Hunger

A six year old boy genius has sensationally found a cure for hunger and starvation throughout the world. Kenny Fringe, 6, has been hailed as the next Einstein by people who make predictions about things like that. He has already taken his GCSE's a...

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Shania Twain Had a Brain Fart

Funny story: Shania Twain Had a Brain Fart

Shania Twain, perplexed by her lack of education and comparing her wealthy lifestyle to the improvised lifestyles of scientist living across the the world, decided to write a song to boost her ego and degrade those that have scarified their valuable...

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Child Prodigy Makes Discovery Affecting All Science

This'snotta Seekrtbunkersport, SD - Almost 200 miles in a random direction from a small town built to look really old and unimportant, a child who may be the greatest thinker the world has ever known is kept hidden away from prying eyes, solid foods,...

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Spider Bite Causes Genius

Funny story: Spider Bite Causes Genius

A brand new species of spider has been discovered in Madagascar with a bite like nothing else. One bite from the tiny mandibles of this thumbnail sized arachnid, and the person bitten suffers from an IQ gain of more than 20 points. In more than 10...

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Paris Hilton Starts Large Hadron Collider Today

Funny story: Paris Hilton Starts Large Hadron Collider Today

Berne Switzerland-- Paris Hilton will have the honour of starting the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) this afternoon. The multi-talented heiress designed the atom smasher. It will test her theories on the multiverse and dark matter. Ms. Hilton's IQ i...

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