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Funny story: First Black Hole Image Released: Einstein Speaks Out

First Black Hole Image Released: Einstein Speaks Out

Following the astonishing release of the first ever images of a black hole, the late Dr Albert Einstein, the little-known theoretical physicist and Nobel prize winner, has spoken out today through clairvoyant conman medium Derek Acora. Mr Acora's spi...

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Funny story: New Study Shows that Everything Happens for No Reason Whatsoever

New Study Shows that Everything Happens for No Reason Whatsoever

A new study conducted by the Quantum Institute of Life Theory strongly suggests that contrary to the feel-good mantra that everything happens for a (presumably divine) reason, in actual fact everything happens for no reason whatsoever. “It’s a lit...

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Funny story: Newton and Einstein "Were Wrong" Says Indian Science Congress

Newton and Einstein "Were Wrong" Says Indian Science Congress

The findings of Sir Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein were rubbished by some "academics" at the 106th Indian Science Congress which ran from 3-7 January. Hindu mythology and religion-based theories have increasingly become part of its agenda. Scie...

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Funny story: God convinces Einstein to repent his sins!

God convinces Einstein to repent his sins!

Einstein, a dedicated atheist, now in heaven, has been forced to review his doubts about The Holy One. In fact, God has demanded that Einstein repent his sins, kiss His feet, and swear that there is a God, otherwise he will be sent 'downstairs'! A...

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Funny story: Did General Kelly Just Diss Melania Trump?

Did General Kelly Just Diss Melania Trump?

Ouch! Did General Kelly just diss Melania Trump because she isn’t fluent in English? Will he next accuse Barron of being her anchor child? Kelly’s insults appear to shoot out of his mouth like a cocked gun that’s loaded and fired. Bang, bang! An empt...

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Funny story: Einstein Time Travels to Present Day

Einstein Time Travels to Present Day

"We were waiting for Professor Emory to come in and lecture on worm holes and spider webs" said Alice Benoit a post grad student at Princeton's applied Astrophysics and Stuff "when appearing out of nowhere an older gentleman with crazy white hair sto...

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Funny story: I Invented Science Confesses Scamatology Founder Elron Hubtard in Just Revealed Documents

I Invented Science Confesses Scamatology Founder Elron Hubtard in Just Revealed Documents

Clearwater, FL-In newly discovered documents, Scamatology founder Elron Hubtard was found to have confessed to inventing science and then disguising all his contributions by going back in time and making it look like his discoveries were the work of...

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Funny story: Ambitious writer tries to turn tweet into book

Ambitious writer tries to turn tweet into book

A writer has explained his wacky idea of turning a 140 character tweet into a fully fledged printed book. Irish Italian Ray Di O'Gaga told the media today that the brave plan would take up his time for the rest of 2013 - and he hopes the book will be...

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Funny story: Albert Einstein returns from the dead

Albert Einstein returns from the dead

Germany- Albert Eisenstein returned from the dead during a séances to give a lecture on the scientific aspects of sperm banks, in what he calls his theory of the relative sperm. Victoria Safaris a spiritual healer, card reader, and self proclai...

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Funny story: The Philosophy of Gronk from A to B

The Philosophy of Gronk from A to B

On a Boston radio show on station WEEI, Rob Gronkowski began to explain his sophisticated sense of the existential crisis facing all of us in the 21st century, following in the steps of Jean-Paul Satre and Albert Camus. On the vagaries of life and...

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Funny story: Balotelli admits; "I am a genius; Dickhead!"

Balotelli admits; "I am a genius; Dickhead!"

It is now official, Italian soccer star, Mario Balotelli, who does nothing apart from sitting on the bench when others are winning titles, chasing porno / striptease stars in front of the paparazzii and flashing his mega-bucks all over Manchester, am...

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Funny story: Higgs Boson Detected? Unfortunately not.

Higgs Boson Detected? Unfortunately not.

CERN Scientists are red-faced today when it was revealed that the bumps in the data of the two colliders that were thought to be the Higgs Boson turned out to be somebody dropping a cup of coffee in the analysis lab above the particle accelerator.

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