The summit meeting between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un is apparently back on, after Dear Leader Kim acceded to one of President Trump's key demands.
"I am only too happy to accept President Trump's challenge," announced the Dear Leader in a press release. "We will conclude our summit, and resolve any outstanding issues, with a good old farting contest."
"My personal chef is at present rolling out a twenty year old barrel of kimchi, from which I will be served one portion, four times daily, until that fateful day. Yes, this overripe kimchi is my trump card!"
"You hear what I just said? 'Trump card!' It's a joke. You should laugh. Last joke I told made my uncle laugh his head off!"
Meanwhile in Tokyo, Prime Minister Shinzoid Ape expressed alarm: "We will be downwind of this contest. Certainly, we will hand out gas masks to our citizens, but still expect the environmental damage to be catastrophic. And we should warn the Dear Leader that, in the event that rainfall flushes all those fart gases into the Sea of Japan, our country may well be spared, while his will be plagued by giant mutant marine reptiles laying waste to all major cities in their path!"