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Funny story: Whistleblower: Robocalls Made By Actual Robots

Whistleblower: Robocalls Made By Actual Robots

Annoying, pesky, and intrusive describe those constant phone calls that torment our lives every day. Using a method called spoofing, these calls can appear as if they are coming from your local area code. When you attempt to answer, you may hear a re...

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Funny story: Things Getting Tight for Attention

Things Getting Tight for Attention

For generations, thanks to regular reminders to pay him, Attention had been doing quite well for himself. These days, though, amidst a flood of social media, smart phones, and infinite other distractions, no one’s paying Attention much – and he's be...

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Funny story: Scientists announce first underwearable smartass phone

Scientists announce first underwearable smartass phone

San Francisco, CA (UPU) Scientists here have modeled the first smartass phone. Butt dialing has reached a new level as demonstrated by models walking the catwalk here, wearing nothing but the totally flexible phone screens covering strategic body...

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Funny story: Republicans hire private militia to kidnap Trumps NotSoSmartPhone™

Republicans hire private militia to kidnap Trumps NotSoSmartPhone™

Republicans scared of being shot at have engaged white supremacists paramilitary groups to protect them and launch a black ops to kidnap Trumps NotSoSmartPhone™. After recent baseball shenanigans Republicans have reviewed their security ar...

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Funny story: Americans Shouldn't Pay Taxes Unless They Are Fair

Americans Shouldn't Pay Taxes Unless They Are Fair

To provide a framework for this story, let it be reported that In the U.S. people making an average of $75,000 pay an effective federal tax rate of 20%. But CEO Tim Crook has decided that Pear Corporation, makers of computers and smart phones doe...

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Funny story: The Sound of Smartphones

The Sound of Smartphones

After Simon and Garfunkel Hello Smartphone, my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because I'm sitting here almost sleeping Until I hear my iPhone loudly beeping And the train of thought that was forming in my brain No longer remains Within the screen of silence In restless sleep I hear its drone My ever-present new Smartphone 'Neath the halo of my bedside lamp I turned my...

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Funny story: Conspiracy Theories #3 - More Nightmares To Ruin Your Sleep

Conspiracy Theories #3 - More Nightmares To Ruin Your Sleep

Conspiracy Theories is the hard hitting website that isn't afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey in so many devious ways upon the general publicum. We are here because you need us! We are ever vigilant against those evil people, organizations, nations and cultures that are out to handicap and repress our great American lifestyle. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - T...

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Funny story: Smart Phone eats woman's ear, attaches to head!

Smart Phone eats woman's ear, attaches to head!

Anna Mae McCorkle, a prominent citizen off Louisburg, NC was rushed to the hospital this morning after collapsing at the local Walmart. The Franklin Times is reporting that she was taken to Wake Med in Raleigh as all of the doctors in Louisburg have...

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Funny story: New App Will Call a Party-Goer to Crack Your Smart Phone Screen in Authentically "Cool" Manner

New App Will Call a Party-Goer to Crack Your Smart Phone Screen in Authentically "Cool" Manner

New York, NY- Today, the new "CrackIt" app was officially launched to much fanfare, it's an app that provides users a "socially legitimate phone screen crack" on-demand. The app was bolstered by an impressive $2 million dollar seed funding round, led...

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Funny story: Poodle Glass - Google's Shocking Amendment

Poodle Glass - Google's Shocking Amendment

And BOOM!!! Google HQ exploded to bits. Just as they had their amazing "Google Glass" on the Product Line. "Google thought everything was over", said Google C.E.O Larry Smith. "Alas, until thy young , innocent pink poodle appeared from out of the...

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Funny story: New Sony "Smart-Ass" Phone to Debut

New Sony "Smart-Ass" Phone to Debut

Industry insiders are talking about the latest iteration of the "smart phone", the "smart ass" phone that hits the markets this week. Developed in one of the most smart alecky cities on the planet, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, the new phone was develop...

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Funny story: Majority of Americans Spent Last Week of December Ignoring Family Members on Smartphones

Majority of Americans Spent Last Week of December Ignoring Family Members on Smartphones

Anywhere U.S.A.---In an unprecendented scientific study conducted by a idiotic research team at Pace University, it was discovered that 88% of Americans spent the majority of their time off from work during the last week of December ignoring family m...

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Funny story: Cincinnati Teen Run Over Twice While Texting Her Friend

Cincinnati Teen Run Over Twice While Texting Her Friend

CINCINNAT, OH--A Cincinnati teenager, Brittany Simpson, was run over twice on Thursday while texting her friend as she crossed 4th and Walnut St. While Brittany was crossing the street, absorbed in her Smart Phone, a Ford Focus ran over the sixtee...

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Funny story: Tensions Rising Between Smart Phones and Users; Autocorrect Cited as Problem

Tensions Rising Between Smart Phones and Users; Autocorrect Cited as Problem

A new poll taken by the Pew Research Center has shown growing distrust between Smart Phones and the people who use them. Among the 10,000 users surveyed, 7,843 (more than 78%) said that they trust their phone less than half of the time, often checkin...

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Funny story: Smart Phones Turn their Users into Assholes, Researchers say

Smart Phones Turn their Users into Assholes, Researchers say

Dateline: BERKELEY--While many Americans are reeling from the news that the NSA is spying on their locations by tracking their mobile devices, social scientists are concerned about a more existential threat: those devices are turning people into assh...

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Funny story: College Professor Astounded Upon Seeing Student Reading ACTUAL BOOK

College Professor Astounded Upon Seeing Student Reading ACTUAL BOOK

"In this age of facebook likes, tweeter twits, doo-hickies, smart phones, and zippy dees, it's rare to find young people reading a book," declares Manny Zahrelik, Ph.D, professor of English Literature and Composition at Philistine University. Pro...

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Funny story: Samsung to launch platinum smart phone

Samsung to launch platinum smart phone

MOM'S BASEMENT, NY - The Internet is abuzz over reports that the next Samsung Galaxy 13y will be clad with platinum. The announcement came shortly after Apple announced that they will be launching a new gold iPhone in September. According to re...

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