Questionable Meat Sources At Trump Tower Grill

Written by XRhonda Speaks

Friday, 13 May 2016

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Rumors of cannibalism at the Trump Tower Grill have impacted business this week according to a manager.

Sparking fears of tainted meat and even cannibalism at the Trump Tower Grill, anonymous sources are speaking out about how the kitchen sources it's meat.

After Donald Trump Tweeted a photo of himself eating a Taco Bowl on Cinco de Mayo, a holiday his supporters want to ban, some of the former help at the Trump Tower Grill became outraged by Donald Trump's two-faced comments towards Hispanics.

With shocking new allegations coming out each day, Trump is now saying he doesn't actually own the restaurant in question.

One undocumented kitchen worker who only spoke Spanish talked with an investigator anonymously about the allegations.

[Translated] "The chef would tell us when a shipment was coming in, always after dark. These really scary guys would come by in a pick-up truck and the boss would send everybody out so that we could bring all the meat in at once, he said 'don't talk to them or look at them, we'll all eat steaks tonight'...and he would let all the kitchen staff have steaks or whatever they wanted that night."

Asked if she was afraid to eat what had come in on a pick-up truck, the source said, "The chef was eating and so no one questioned the quality, it was all fresh and had the [redacted] distributors label, we get meat from them all the time."

Then came the incredible part of the interview when our source detailed sexual harassment, and even hinted at rumors of cannibalism at the Trump Tower Grill.

"The chef, he always wanted to date, or you know have this girl as a mistress, Belinda, because he is married. But Belinda, she always said no and that she would tell his wife if he didn't stop bothering her. One day she was just gone, and her boyfriend was coming by to find her and the chef said she moved to Chicago. But no one really knows what happened and some of the other girls we worked with think he did something to her, made her leave, or maybe killed her. But after that nobody in the kitchen would eat the ground beef they put in the tacos and enchiladas, and for weeks some of the kitchen staff did the sign of the cross for Belinda whenever a combo plate went out."

When asked why the staff would think anything other than meat was in the combo plate, the answer she gave was chilling indeed.

"We grind the beef here, and they said one time the chef went to the freezer on the other side of the office which is not normally used, but they, my former co-workers, said he brought a couple of packages of meat from there when he ground the beef. And that was right after Belinda disappeared."

As soon as the story came out, the blogosphere exploded with the rumors of cannibalism, and several blogs stated for a fact that Trump Tower Grill used kangaroo meat in their food. Our investigators have dismissed the kangaroo meat story as an old urban legend told about fast food taco chains.

The public allegations of undocumented workers alone have already caused the Trump Tower Grill to close for a day as it hired new staff after management "carefully scrutinized all of our worker's immigration status," according to a statement from manager Mochne Harris.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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