A local husband received a rude awakening recently when trying to regain the affections of his wife of 20 years. The wife received a rude awakening via stinky morning breath.
"I thought that my stamina and not being able to last had caused her to give up completely on our sex life," stated Stephen in a recent interview, "turns out I missed the mark entirely."
"Cialis doesn't cure halitosis," stated his wife, "it's repulsive. I can't be within 10 yards of him without gagging."
"I think she is exaggerating the situation entirely," stated Steven, "sometimes you gotta overlook faults if there's going to be any progress made."
Is this a recent problem?
"No!" according to the wife, "He knows. I've told him for years. He's been in denial, rank, repulsive, ass-breath denial!"
