A 53 year old man, Granville Sawbottom, has married a Common British Frog called Tracey, in a bizarre ceremony at The Dog & Duck in the leafy Wiltshire village of Upper Chuffer.
The ceremony was performed by Colin the Barman last Saturday night in front of a confused gallery of local drinkers enjoying an evening of dominoes.
Granville and Tracey met when she hopped out in front of him, whilst Granville was walking his dog, Brian, near the Wilts & Berks Canal just outside Swindon.
Tragically though, Tracey was killed during honeymoon night matrimonial unpleasantries.
Tracey was in fact Granville's 127th wife, 126 of whom died in similar circumstances. His first wife, ironically a French woman called Claudette, divorced Granville because of his obsession with the reptiles and got fed up with finding their tattered remains covered in semen on the bathroom floor.
Animal Rights activists have vowed to pursue Mr Sawbottom and David Attenborough is said to be quite annoyed with him too.