Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Are Kicking Around The "M" Word

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 6 September 2013

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Cheryl wearing a plaid miniskirt that Chicharito bought for her in Glasgow, Scotland.

BEVERLY HILLS - Cheryl Cole recently flew into L.A.'s LAX Airport where she filmed a commercial for Southwest Airlines.

Afterward she was driven to Grauman's Chinese Theater where she had her handprints and footprints put in cement.

She then went over to FuFi Fondue's world famous Haven of Hair Saloon where she got her hair trimmed.

Cheryl told FuFi that he is only one of two hair stylists that she totally trusts with her luxuriously exquisite hair.

Afterwards Chezza was joined by her boyfriend, English soccer player Chicharito, whose real name is Javier HernĂ ndez BalcĂ zar.

Chicharito wears number 14 for the Manchester United Red Devils.

The happy couple then drove out to one of their favorite places, the La Brea Tar Pits Diner where they dined on Lobster Newburg freshly imported from the East Coast.

As the couple sat at their table talking, one of the other patrons overheard Cheryl mention the fact that maybe they should start thinking about getting married.

Chicharito smiled, took her hand, and whispered something in Spanish, which the patron could not make out.

But she noted that it must have been something really nice since Ms. Cole smiled from one ear to the next. She then stood up and hugged him and gave him one hell of a French kiss.

Chicharito was overheard to say that he needs to mention the word marriage more often.

Jack Nicholson who was sitting three tables away graciously picked up their dinner tab and invited them to go with him to Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion to meet Hugh and the Playmates.

In Sports News. Tom Brady, quarterback with the New England Patriots, says he has no idea who started the rumor but no, he is not going to be traded to the Green Bay Packers.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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