The captain will be here as soon as he finds his pants.
In case of an emergency, small children may be used as floatation devices.
Over to your left, you'll see the wreckage of the dolphin cruise boat that sank yesterday.
Dolphins taste just like chicken, and we have some samples for you.
A seal is like a dolphin on meth.
People say dolphins are so smart, but no dolphin has ever been on Jeopardy.
If you'll look off the starboard bow, you'll see a dolphin and a mermaid having sex.
Dan Marino once stuck his thumbs in my ears.
For an upcharge, we can have a dolphin sing you a Taylor Swift song.
Lookout! That dolphin has a gun!
