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Funny story: A Popular Florida Beach Has Been Evacuated After Jellyfish Test Positive For The Coronavirus

A Popular Florida Beach Has Been Evacuated After Jellyfish Test Positive For The Coronavirus

MRS. PONCE DE LEON BEACH, Florida – (Funny News) - City officials in this popular ocean beach town say that tourists and local residents have all evacuated the beach. A spokesman for the city stated that health experts tested a total of 63 jellyfi…

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Funny story: Crowds throng to beaches ... except Skegness

Crowds throng to beaches ... except Skegness

With the onset of record-breaking sunshine, the people of the UK have ignored Government advice, and have squeezed themselves onto overcrowded beaches. St. Mawes in Cornwall (normal population 1000), recently voted Britain's Best Beach, has seen…

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Funny story: With Police Murder And Riots America Goes To The Beach

With Police Murder And Riots America Goes To The Beach

Americans were relieved and even overjoyed this week as things finally began to get back to normal. Not only were hugely crowded beaches and urine-salted public swimming pools a sight for sore eyes, people felt a sense of normalcy seeing an increase...

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Funny story: Florida Reopens The Infamous Hurricane Beach

Florida Reopens The Infamous Hurricane Beach

HURRICANE BEACH, Florida – In what local residents are calling a very unpopular decision in this day of the Coronavirus, the Florida Beach Authority has decided to reopen Hurricane Beach. When life-time resident, Trixie Belle Stufflebaum, 91, hear...

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Funny story: Florida Spring Breakers Told To Get off The Beaches or Risk Getting Shot

Florida Spring Breakers Told To Get off The Beaches or Risk Getting Shot

TALLAHASSEE – The governor of Florida says that he is fed up with all these young college kids running around his beaches half naked, and, in 17% of the cases, totally naked. He has warned all of the spring breakers to pack up their swimsuits, the...

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Funny story: Extraordinary measure ordered: COVID-19 patients released to curb social gatherings

Extraordinary measure ordered: COVID-19 patients released to curb social gatherings

President Trump has urged young Americans to heed the advice to socially distance and avoid large crowds, but masses have flocked to beaches for spring break. In an earlier statement about young people, Trump said that "they're feeling invincible, bu...

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Funny story: Dogwalker Jailed For Failing To Pick Up Dog Shit

Dogwalker Jailed For Failing To Pick Up Dog Shit

A man in Scarborough was given a custodial sentence on Friday, after he told a judge he would have no intention of paying any fine levied against him for his failure to pick up a dog shit that his pet had left on one of the town's beaches. Ian Bra...

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Funny story: Beach bums' baby hooked on New Zealand island

Beach bums' baby hooked on New Zealand island

A New Zealand fisherman caught an 18-month-old baby boy while fishing off the coast of North Island. “I was expecting bass,” Gus “The Guzzler” H____ (name withheld to protect us from possible unpleasantness associated with reporting the news) sai...

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Funny story: Swimming BANNED at the Jersey Shore in 2018

Swimming BANNED at the Jersey Shore in 2018

Governor Murphy announced he will be signing the Bill passed last week by the Democratic lawmakers in New Jersey to ban swimming at all beaches on the Jersey Shore this year. House Bill 1916 was passed through both Houses last Thursday. Spe...

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Funny story: Drones Find a New Career Opportunity

Drones Find a New Career Opportunity

It happened when drones (y'know, those flying thingies of all shapes and sizes) read about one of their own that was able to rescue two teenagers from a rough surf in Australia. The drone provided a rescue for the swimmers in trouble by quickly throw...

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Funny story: Local Council to seek Death Penalty for rogue pensioner that built a shed on the beach

Local Council to seek Death Penalty for rogue pensioner that built a shed on the beach

Today it has come to national attention that a local Council will seek the execution of a pensioner who built a shed on the beach, fixed the road and stopped people dumping rubbish. As the plot unravels in the mainstream media it appears as though...

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Funny story: Girls on Cannes beach arrested for covering up too much

Girls on Cannes beach arrested for covering up too much

Arrested for trop d'habits ("too much attire"), the teenagers were wearing bathing suits from the 1950's, their grandmothers' time. They put on these old bathing suits "for fun" and were actually relieved that men were not always "staring, you kno...

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Funny story: Drinking By The Sea

Drinking By The Sea

In a drive to arrest falling numbers of visitors to our seaside towns one such place has taken drastic measures to ensure it's future. Sleepy Salminton On Sea has declared that every visitor over the age of 18 can claim a free bottle of wine upon arr...

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Funny story: US To Invade The Bahamas in Response to Ukraine Crisis

US To Invade The Bahamas in Response to Ukraine Crisis

General Craig Filner made public Monday that the US has weighed its options, and has decided it will be sending forces into the Bahamas in the coming days. The military act is believed to be in response to the Vladimir Putin decision of sending R...

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Funny story: Florida beach "the best," Beachcombers agree

Florida beach "the best," Beachcombers agree

It's not the location. Or the beautiful white sands. Or the ice-blue water. Or the spectacular, pristine scenery. It's not even the hospitable locals. Siesta Beach near Sarasota, Florida, has been named The Best Beach in America by Beachcombers, a...

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Funny story: Occupy Movement Hits Long Beach Island, NJ.

Occupy Movement Hits Long Beach Island, NJ.

Tom's River, NJ -- Long Beach Island, NJ is a perennial popular summer resort island just a few miles north of Atlantic City. Every season, vacationers from all points make the trek to enjoy the sun, the surf, the cooling ocean breezes and the shoppi...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson May Do A Skin Flick - But Only Because She Needs The Money

Pamela Anderson May Do A Skin Flick - But Only Because She Needs The Money

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson says that she now wishes that the salary she received for starring in the beach television show Baywatch had been much more than it was. Anderson, who is 46, told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has...

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