An article in Religious Rapture magazine concludes none of the Popes care if priests have sex. American Evangelicals love to 'knock' the religious enemy - Catholicism and the Pope. (Standing in their way to more Power and Money). Basically, P…
There is an Art and Design article announcing the 2023 hot calendar of sexy young Catholic priests. Mainly Roman priests but also some handsome Spanish religious Poster Boys. Religious eye Candy for you devout Catholic girls and Women. It's…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The New York Sun-Observer has just broken the story regarding the latest scandal in the Catholic church. It appears that a disgruntled Donald Trump female supporter is so mad at the Catholic church that she went into the…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The New York Sun-Observer has just broken the story regarding the latest scandal in the Catholic church. It appears that a disgruntled Donald Trump baser was so mad at the Catholic church that she went into the “Our Sist…
Boston's Father Seamus O’Hodge recalls how listening to confessions used to be enjoyable and dangerous, but now they’re as edgy as an Obama confession on Oprah. At a Barnes and Noble book signing, promoting his new autobiography, ‘Sins aren’t what…
Standing before a congregation of jubilant priests and journalists from around the globe, Pope Francis announced termination of celibacy for male clergy under 50 years old. In making the historic announcement, the Pope cited workplace safety. "I can...
Colin Braithwaite, a northern vicar, has bought some trainers that were briefly popular in the 1980s. He told us 'I saw these trainers on-line on eBay and thought that what I need as a trendy vicar, is some trendy trainers, to go with my trendy ta...
THE VATICAN—Pope Francis, in his new encyclical Masturbationes Licit, has now opened the practice of masturbation to some, but not all, Catholics. Said Pope Francis, “Given that our esteemed clergy appear to have—how do you say?—too much unrequited...
A Catholic priest who shot his big, fat, stupid mouth off at a boy's funeral, about how suicide will anger God and prevent a dead person's soul from entering heaven, has said he was only joking. Father Don LaQuesta (not real name, but nearly) was...
Idiot Wayne Badger, who famously bankrupted himself by buying a rare £200,000 Rolex rather than a house has asked how Father Dougal from factual documentary Father Ted is now a highly regarded, and charming detective in the documentary Death in Parad...
Many of the off-color and often crude jokes told by men exclusively to other men came under threat today when the anonymous priest mentioned in a majority of the jokes entered rehab for alcohol addiction. Father X, who entered a substance abuse...
Two gay Colombian priests could not bring it upon themselves to either "come out" or tell the Catholic church (which is 85% gay anyway). So they hired a "hit man" to murder them because the Catholic church does not allow gay preists to commit suicide...
It was indeed a sad day for inhabitants of the parochial village of 'Stoke Pogues' as the local vicar Reverend Arthur Basingston committed suicide - inadvertently eradicating the local demographic. In the ultimate act of self-destruction, he stra...
Vatican--Karl Rove is sick of exploiting the weak-minded with tales of how some mysterious figure is trying to take away all their rights. "I feel the horrible burden of my sins, all the lies, like Republicans care about the unborn children of po...
In response to the recent wave of scandals regarding sexual abuse by priests, the Catholic church has decided to outsource the job. "It makes perfect sense", claims Monseignor Balfour of the Archdiocese of Rome. "Every time one of the priests gets...
Huntington, West 'By God!' Virginia Sheriff's Department today confirmed that hell raising former Jesuit priest Monsignor Francois DuBois has been placed under house arrest again. Mainly for being 'meddlesome' and 'causing trouble.' This isn't...
Pope Benedict XV1 will during the Consistory he has called for November 20 announce that all priests will be fitted with chastity belts. This unprecedented papal decision has been reached to stop priests from indulging in any kind of sexual activi...
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