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How did that Priest become a Detective?

Funny story: How did that Priest become a Detective?

Idiot Wayne Badger, who famously bankrupted himself by buying a rare £200,000 Rolex rather than a house has asked how Father Dougal from factual documentary Father Ted is now a highly regarded, and charming detective in the documentary Death in Parad...

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Priest's Sobriety Brings An End To Many "Just for the guys" Jokes

Funny story: Priest's Sobriety Brings An End To Many "Just for the guys" Jokes

Many of the off-color and often crude jokes told by men exclusively to other men came under threat today when the anonymous priest mentioned in a majority of the jokes entered rehab for alcohol addiction. Father X, who entered a substance abuse...

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Gay Colombian priests hire Catholic "hit man" to put them out of their misery!

Funny story: Gay Colombian priests hire Catholic "hit man" to put them out of their misery!

Two gay Colombian priests could not bring it upon themselves to either "come out" or tell the Catholic church (which is 85% gay anyway). So they hired a "hit man" to murder them because the Catholic church does not allow gay preists to commit suicide...

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The Village of Stoke Pogues obliterated as priest commits suicide

Funny story: The Village of Stoke Pogues obliterated as priest commits suicide

It was indeed a sad day for inhabitants of the parochial village of 'Stoke Pogues' as the local vicar Reverend Arthur Basingston committed suicide - inadvertently eradicating the local demographic. In the ultimate act of self-destruction, he stra...

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Karl Rove to become priest in Catholic Church

Vatican--Karl Rove is sick of exploiting the weak-minded with tales of how some mysterious figure is trying to take away all their rights. "I feel the horrible burden of my sins, all the lies, like Republicans care about the unborn children of po...

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Catholic Church to Outsource Priests

In response to the recent wave of scandals regarding sexual abuse by priests, the Catholic church has decided to outsource the job. "It makes perfect sense", claims Monseignor Balfour of the Archdiocese of Rome. "Every time one of the priests gets...

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Monsignor Francois DuBois Placed Under House Arrest Again

Funny story: Monsignor Francois DuBois Placed Under House Arrest Again

Huntington, West 'By God!' Virginia Sheriff's Department today confirmed that hell raising former Jesuit priest Monsignor Francois DuBois has been placed under house arrest again. Mainly for being 'meddlesome' and 'causing trouble.' This isn't...

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Pope Puts Priests in Chastity Belts

Funny story: Pope Puts Priests in Chastity Belts

Pope Benedict XV1 will during the Consistory he has called for November 20 announce that all priests will be fitted with chastity belts. This unprecedented papal decision has been reached to stop priests from indulging in any kind of sexual activi...

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Hordes of Ex-Catholic Priests Stage "Santa for Kids" Convention in July

Funny story: Hordes of Ex-Catholic Priests Stage "Santa for Kids" Convention in July

Bloomington, Minnesota, July 1, 2010 -- A huge convention of Catholic ex-priests descended on the Mall of America today for the purpose of paying special attention to the area's children. "It's only once per year that we get to play Santa for the...

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Catholic Priest Found To Be "Completely Normal"

Funny story: Catholic Priest Found To Be "Completely Normal"

After the many recent scandals involving the Roman Catholic church and sex, there was only a muffled silence this morning when it was announced that a Catholic priest had been found who was 'completely normal' . The priest, identified from thousan...

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Tiger Woods Considers the Priesthood

Funny story: Tiger Woods Considers the Priesthood

Following yet another explosive news report where Tiger Woods is accused of an extra-marital affair, this time with a local girl he met when she was 14, Woods announced that he may leave golf and his wife in favor of a simpler life in the priesthood.

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Pope to Pedophile Priests: Eat More Fish

Funny story: Pope to Pedophile Priests: Eat More Fish

Vatican - It appears that Pope Benedict XVI has had an epiphany with regards to the sex scandal that has continued to plague the Catholic Church-lack of fish in a priest's diet can lead to inappropriate sexual behavior toward young men. The Pope h...

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Bin Laden retires; enters preisthood

Funny story: Bin Laden retires; enters preisthood

Osama Bin Laden, the former terrorist, announced his retirement and subsequent acceptance for priesthood in the Catholic Church. Encouraged by the fact that the world considered the 911 attack a hoax Father Laden completed the conversion with a press...

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German High Priestess gets pissed and runs God down!

Funny story: German High Priestess gets pissed and runs God down!

After a wild binge drinking session German protestant "High Priestess", Frau Kaessmann, admitted to being totally plastered, jumping in her VW Phaeman, driving through 5 red lights and hitting a lampost dressed as GOD! (well in her state she would ha...

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Catholic Priests Set To Penetrate Western Youth With "I-Mass"

Funny story: Catholic Priests Set To Penetrate Western Youth With "I-Mass"

The hierarchy of the Catholic Church is worried. They need deeper penetration of the world's youth. They have a powerful need to get deep inside the young people of today, and plant the seed of Jesus inside them. It is urgent. "We're going to give them a WELT," says the Vatican. Although the Church counts its flock in the hundreds of millions, numbers in developed, white, important countries...

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Survey Finds American Catholic Priests Against the Norm

Funny story: Survey Finds American Catholic Priests Against the Norm

A survey by the Universidad de Roma found that American Priests do not follow Catholic norms. While the Catholic ministers from the United States seem to be constatntly in the news for their sexual exploits and conquests of little boys, the average...

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Former Church Organist Revels In Prog-Outfit 'Purgatory'

Funny story: Former Church Organist Revels In Prog-Outfit 'Purgatory'

The rural town of Ahsbourne is well known for its closely-knit community, its efficient farm produce, and most of all - its loyal church goers. Every sacred Sunday, congregations gather within St. John's Church to indulge the cherished preachings...

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Priest Rumbled

Funny story: Priest Rumbled

An American priest has outraged his parish by taking them for fools after it was revealed that he had an alternate motive for wanting everyone to close their eyes when r. Smoking Jones, a New-Yorker priest, admits to using the time when everyone i...

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