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Archaeologists find Evidence That Prehistoric American was First Republican

Republican Archeologists excavated the sites of several different tribes that lived near each in Arizona 15, 000 years ago. Each tribe used different tools and built different dwellings. Jim Jones, (wearing a small I Heart Trump button) expla…

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Man Cave Paintings Yield Clues to Early Culture

FLINT, Michigan - In the windowless basement of a long-abandoned home, scientists believe they have discovered the oldest known man cave. The cave contains the ruins of a billiard table and tiny wet bar, but this was useless in dating the struct...

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Pre-Historic Illegal Alien Remains Found in Texas

Laredo- Two researchers from The Center for Immigration Studies discovered the remains of what is thought to be the oldest known illegal immigrant. Hector Valdez Juan Pablo and Chin Ming, two researchers from CIS, while studying the migration patt...

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