Tilly The Traveler - No Need To go to Mid East for 'Sun & Heat Vacations', U.S. West Now Great

Funny story written by UncleDale

Monday, 1 August 2022

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This year I am recommending the American West.

This is Tilly the Traveler, in my snug Gothic cottage in the little village of Knickers Twist-famous for its pub sign of Red Knickers blowing in the wind.

(Also, next door to the Bull and Scrotum pub - and their disgusting sign).

Well, it’s time for my annual summer Travel Podcast.

For you Heat Lovers out there who normally go to the Mideast for your 'scorching sand' Tans, and relaxing Hashish libations-this year I am recommending the American West.

As part of Global Warming-only seen in America by Conservatives as a Marketing Opportunity- we now have great choices for great suntans for heat lovers.

You can be outside Phoenix, Arizona at a dude ranch at 120 degrees every day-always sun-no clouds and no rain-(as they are in a 200-year drought).

But this is really great for you-loving the Sun and Heat...

The Egyptian Ra is still really our God. The Egyptians were so far ahead of us in many ways.

(By the way, I sell Scarabs from Egypt, and mystic crystal also.)

Or, you can go to glamorous Hollywood, but it is only around 112 degrees -but you can still get a nice tan. And the glamour of it all.

There is great heat in Texas-Dallas, Austin, San Antonio, and all kinds of guys in jeans and cowboy hats running around-and great barbecue-as you sit by a pool, and hot young waiters bring food to you.

Se, we have these new Real Hot places in the world that soon will have their own large sand dune deserts. "Tanfastic", I say.

So, no longer need to go to the Mideast or far away India.

Also in a few years, close-by Southern Spain will have the hot 120-degree days you crave- a quick away trip-to worship the Sun and get that total tan....in a new, soon to be popular European desert area.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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