"Trump's A Sissy Whore" T-Shirts Are Selling Like Hot Cakes!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 24 July 2022

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The love affair between Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene is over as you can see by her modeling this shirt.

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The New England T-Shirt Corporation is reporting that sales of their recent anti-Trump T-Shirt are shooting through the roof.

The shirt which reads, "Trump's A Sissy Whore," is the brainchild of longtime atheist Republican Miranda P. Guttergaggle, 42.

Ms. Guttergaggle, who recently divorced her fourth husband Ying Yang Bang, 89, said that she first started hating the orange pile of gelding shit, when he said that he could grab women by the pussy and they would thank him.

Gutty, as her great-grandmother, Ida Boo Smeck, calls her said that if Trump ever tried, just tried, to grab her muffin (beaver) she would kick his ass so hard, he'd end up in the next fucking county.

In A Related Story. The Hullabaloo News Agency is reporting that Nancy Pelosi has personally purchased 400 of the "Trump's A Sissy Whore T-Shirts" to give out to her best friends.

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