On the outskirts of Jerusalem, archaeologists think they have found Jesus' tomb. The literally stumbled on a tomb, with a huge rock rolled in front of it. The had walked by it many times, just thinking it was a large rock, with an opening behind it.
Finally, one of the smarter ones stumbled and hurt his foot against the rock, and it rolled back - and he got high fives and congrats from all the other archaeologists.
Anyway, they entered the Jewish tomb that had not been entered in Millennia. It had some tattered old scrolls in the corner - not really of any interest.
They found dirty Jewish underwear, and a scroll being used as a food tray with scraps of fossilized food on it. There was an unopened bag of rock-solid Bagels.
Their deductions are that Jesus awakened from the Resurrection, was hungry - (it is reported in Gospel John, he was hungry after the Resurrection and ate some fish) - And that he ate everything on the tray, but never touched the Bagels.
And that Jesus probably was allergic to Bagels. This is no more far-fetched than that there is two Tons of the Probably real Cross of Jesus scattered all over Europe in various churches, and at the Vatican, too.
If he was allergic to Bagels, it theoretically marks his transition from worshiping Jehovah - to worshiping the Christian God. Could have been a punishment from Jehovah. for being an apostate.
There is a profitable Book in this theory for someone
