According to News articles - India, has a huge growing population and no Birth Control of any kind - (not even birth control pills). So, it has the largest trash and garbage piles on the planet. Huge numbers of people generate huge amounts of trash.
7:00. Jungle Factories Documentary. The chimps go on strike for more bananas. 7:30. Cooking With Flo The angry wheelchair-bound restaurateur yells at her chefs to make the perfect souffle. 8:00. Contrived Incidents Sitcom. Somehow Geoff innocen…
The government has, earlier today, laid the blame squarely at the door of the Coronavirus for the massive increase in regular non-recyclable household waste being generated, and highlighted the chronic lack of facilities to deal with it. From the…
The female owner of a local food eaterie which caters for Asian tastes has commented on the poor aim of many of her customers when attempting to toss refuse into the waste bin. The shop, which is open seven days per week, between the hours of mid…
The government of Malaysia has told Western governments to stop sending rubbish to them. Britain, France, America and other countries send millions of tons of rubbish to Malaysia each year, with most of it coming from Britain. The rubbish incudes...
Greensboro, North Carolina. Several corporate visitors claimed they were extremely pleased when their senses were overwhelmed by an odor containing a unique combination of "wet garbage and poop" last Monday during a routine inspection of a plant ass...
Post Office workers are sure that today's kids do not know how to use their postboxes correctly, chiefly because they don't know what a letter is. "Writing on paper is Jurassic!" Claimed a bunch of spotty school kids munching bags of 'Lineker' (na...
Karaoke turn come pop star, Robbie Williams, has again humiliated the British people by 'giving the finger' to millions when for some bizarre reason he was chosen to open the 2018 World Footballing Cup in Russia. Not content with years of inflicti...
As every person on the planet knows, the UK is a very windy island stuck in the North Sea! However, North London garbage wardens (new one to me? Are they little Hitler's like traffic wardens?) are obviously not meteorological experts, and decided to...
Italy has a huge waste problem, Austria have none due to the fact Austrians care for their country, Italians generally do not! Many Italians believe once they open plastic packaging and devour the contents, it is then that their responsibility ends,...
When we think of Switzerland, what springs to mind? Our imagination fills with a plethora, of awesome, sweeping, giant ice-capped mountains, with deep forested, green valleys, strewn with little log havens. Men stuck up mountains, blowing each other'...
Long Island, New York - It's the ultimate Hamptons must-have, your very own personally sponsored highway hoarding giving directions to...the nearest trash dumpster! And it's got Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz chomping at the bit after a Gracie Lane...
Britain can no longer call itself Great Britain after a high court ruling today. The Law Lords have decided after seeing evidence of poverty on a scale not seen outside of Africa that from now on Britain should be known as Bit Crap Britain instead.
CATALINA ISLAND, California - The United States Coast Guard has just notified the governor of California that they have spotted a huge mound of rotting rubbish that is heading for the West Coast. Captain Jonas P. Plattski, 53, stated that he estim...
Surrey police are on the look-out for a 3-year-old wheelie-bin which went missing over the weekend. Ruby Shanstuff of Moorlitter Street was devastated over her bin's disappearance. "It had all my best rubbish in it," she cried, before phoning the...
A major high street bank is today at the centre of a storm of controversy over claims its latest advert is not complete shit and fucking annoying. The advert, launched this week, features none of the trademarks that the British public have come to...
Local authorities are facing the threat of industrial action after announcing that 1.6m council workers Involving mainly road sweepers, council gardeners and other ancillary staff are to have their pay frozen for the third year in a row. Officials...
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