During Lockdown, it has probably come to your attention that you have been spending too long contemplating your navel. Why is that?
Is your navel that interesting?
No, it is not, so here are some other things to think about:
1) Why are most people who have Athlete's Foot, not athletes?
2) What have you done with your life?
3) What have you done today to make you feel proud?
4) Do only tennis players get Tennis Elbow?
5) Do only brewers get Brewer's Droop?
6) Where did you put your M People CD? She had a good voice.
7) Why is it uncool to like Cliff Richard and Enya?
8) If you have albums by Cliff Richard and Enya, are you uncool? What if you bought them as presents?
9) Do you know some uncool people, then?
10) Are you uncool?
11) Do cool people use the word 'cool'?
12) Why is contemplating my navel that bad?