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Funny story: Man Sues Friend Over Atomic Wedgie

Man Sues Friend Over Atomic Wedgie

Leeds, England - James Muddfield, 36, is suing his friend, Peter Swagwich, over a childish prank which led to some very severe consequences. "It happened right after Arsenal's embarrassing 5-0 loss to Chelsea on Saturday night. Pete and I had a wa…

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Funny story: Facts about your anus

Facts about your anus

Here are some interesting facts you might not know about your anus. Your anus is the coldest place in the solar system. Your anus is tilted at 98 degrees. Your anus has its own atmosphere. Your anus is made up largely of ammonia and metha...

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Funny story: Concert to be held inside Elton John

Concert to be held inside Elton John

For years it has been one of the most exclusive and sought-after private venues in the world. Next month, Sir Elton John will be opening up his rectum for a New Years Eve concert to remember, featuring the Birmingham Philharmonic Orchestra. Conduc...

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Funny story: City of Anus fights to change its name

City of Anus fights to change its name

Citizens of the City of Anus are fighting to change their city's name. "We're tired of our town literally being the butt of jokes," says Jennifer Larken, a citizen of Anus. According to Paul Jones of Anus, "I guess we all know where the founder's...

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Funny story: Man demands surgery to give him another anus

Man demands surgery to give him another anus

Chicago man Chicago Mann, 37, has demanded that his doctor "tears him a new one". Mr Mann says that he has always identified as a man with two anuses, although he was born with only one. "It's literally as if I'm a man with two anuses trapped in t...

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