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Funny story: Why Talk To The Monkey When You Can Talk To The Organ Grinder?

Why Talk To The Monkey When You Can Talk To The Organ Grinder?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Actually, what former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill was quoted to have said was: “Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.” Accordingly; why should anyone in their right mind tak...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Diagnosed With Terminal Katsaridaphobia: Future Uncertain

Harry Maguire Diagnosed With Terminal Katsaridaphobia: Future Uncertain

BILLINGSGATE POST: Harry Maguire has never vowed to play again at Old Trafford until the cockroaches infesting the locker rooms have been equipped with safety helmets. As reported yesterday by crack reporter Monkey Woods, the Manchester United defen...

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Funny story: Clairvoyant Cockroach Uses Mystic Powers To Divine Truth On Harry Maguire

Clairvoyant Cockroach Uses Mystic Powers To Divine Truth On Harry Maguire

BILLINGSGATE POST: Behind the smoke and mirrors lies the truth. Ephemeral as it is, as fleeting as it is, as Carnac as it is, the Truth shall set you free. In a secret cave that only Google has the exact location, Clarence the Clairvoyant Cockro...

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Funny story: Wasted Days And Wasted Nights: Ode To Monkey Woods

Wasted Days And Wasted Nights: Ode To Monkey Woods

BILLINGSGATE POST: This song by Freddy Fender best expresses my feelings toward Monkey Woods: “Wasted Days And Wasted Nights.” Wasted days and wasted nights, I have left for you behind For you don't belong to me, Your heart belongs to someone...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Join Maharishi Mahesh Yogi To Save World From Monkey Woods

Harry Maguire To Join Maharishi Mahesh Yogi To Save World From Monkey Woods

BILLINGSGATE POST: Intrigued by the techniques of Transcendental Meditation, Harry Maguire visited the Maharishi’s training camp in Rishikesh, India during a break in competition after Manchester United was ignominiously tied 1-1 by second tier Sout...

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Funny story: The Spoof's Black Friday Deal Faces Customer Backlash

The Spoof's Black Friday Deal Faces Customer Backlash

Customers caused uproar when The Spoof's Black Friday bargain buy turned out not to be a bargain after all. On a first come first served basis from midnight on Friday, The Spoof's offer of a free subscription to the first million customers was soon b...

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Funny story: Rowling Laughs at Trump After Spoof Writer Alerts her to Spelling Error

Rowling Laughs at Trump After Spoof Writer Alerts her to Spelling Error

USA Potus Donald Trump has been criticized by English writer JK Rowling over his pathetic attempts at spelling and grammar. Mr Trump wrote: "After having written many best selling books, and somewhat priding myself on my ability to write, it shoul...

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Funny story: Ode to an Ex

Ode to an Ex

Hag, slag, you filthy old bag! Your minge is a sewer, your titties, they sag You can't call me squeamish, but I had to gag When I saw your pug-mug in that tacky slut mag Your 'friends' they all hate you, your pimp is a fag Trundlin' along in h...

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Funny story: Florida Man Confused As Why No Wikipedia Page For Him

Florida Man Confused As Why No Wikipedia Page For Him

Florida - A Fort Lauderdale man says he is confused, upset, perturbed and angry that, despite writing numerous spoof news articles over the past ten years; using various aliases and pseudonyms; that there is still no page on Wikipedia referencing...

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Funny story: FIFA To Ban Flares At All Soccer Games

FIFA To Ban Flares At All Soccer Games

FIFA, the World governing body of soccer, announced today an immediate ban on flares at all World Cup matches, stating the ban was long overdue. With the 2014 World Cup set to be staged in Brazil many see the ban as not only ensuring a safer envir...

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Funny story: Lynton Erskin and Inchcock The Race Part the last

Lynton Erskin and Inchcock The Race Part the last

Arm ignored his friends and went to where the villains were spraying their potion. "Oye! I want a word with you two" shouted an out of breath Arm. "Blimey" cried Skoob "They've let the silly sod out". "Shall we run or pelt him with rancid fruit?" asked C.J. "We haven't got any rancid fruit" answered Skoob. "RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!" screamed C.J. The miscreants turned tail and had it away...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Armfeetandtoe Reads Faster Than Iain B!

Spoof Writer Armfeetandtoe Reads Faster Than Iain B!

There was real excitement in Bangkok this evening when a writer on the satirical news website TheSpoof.com was witness to an incident that proves, almost beyond any reasonable doubt, that one of the site's members is a faster reader than another.

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Funny story: Despicable Bastard Admits To Chess Board Cheat Scam

Despicable Bastard Admits To Chess Board Cheat Scam

Absolutely unrenowned Spoof patheticist, Skoob1999 tonight, on the anniversary of the birth of baby Jesus, finally came clean, and admitted to the world, that he isn't the Mister Nice Guy person as popularly perceived, an image which he loves to proj...

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Funny story: Women Disputes Price Of Sandwiches

Women Disputes Price Of Sandwiches

There was controversy in the Thai capital of Bangkok today, when a female sales assistant in a 24-hour convenience store became argumentative over the price of two sandwiches bought by my dad. The incident occurred today at the Bang Kruay soi 7Ele...

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Funny story: Guerilla Warfare Breaks Out as Irish Lad Challenges Thai Guy Over Featured Writer Award on Prestigious Writers' Site!

Guerilla Warfare Breaks Out as Irish Lad Challenges Thai Guy Over Featured Writer Award on Prestigious Writers' Site!

What was once an inane, harmless joke perpetrated on the unpaid writers for the Spoof.com, by it's shadowy editor, has now prompted open warfare over the previously little regarded FEATURED WRITER award that randomly pops up now and again to rando...

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Funny story: Spoofers write Hamlet by mistake

Spoofers write Hamlet by mistake

In a shock news announcement today, it appears that a collection of "TheSpoof.com" writers have collectively written one of Williams Shakespeare's plays, completely at random and by mistake. "We didn't mean to do it" cried Monkey Woods, spokesper...

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Funny story: Monkey Woods found under boys bed

Monkey Woods found under boys bed

There was drama in Stoke-on-Trent this afternoon when a woman cleaning her son's bedroom, was a not at all surprised to find a "TheSpoof.com" reporter staking out the underside of her sons bed. Monkey Woods, a distant relative of the famous golfin...

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