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Funny story: Why Talk To The Monkey When You Can Talk To The Organ Grinder?

Why Talk To The Monkey When You Can Talk To The Organ Grinder?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Actually, what former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill was quoted to have said was: “Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.” Accordingly; why should anyone in their right mind tak...

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Funny story: Was Hitler an alien?

Was Hitler an alien?

It is one of the greatest questions of modern science: was Nazi dictator and moustache model, Adolf Hitler, actually an alien from outer space? Many believe he was. Geoff Derp from the University of Dusseldorf has recently completed a study of eve...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson: The Book Stops Here!

Boris Johnson: The Book Stops Here!

New Conservative Party leader and prime minister, Boris Johnson, has had to further delay the release of his biography of William Shakespeare, 'The Riddle Of Genius', for reasons as yet unknown, but it may be that its release will be cancelled altoge...

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Funny story: Crippling Sanctions Enforced on U.K. Chavs by Russia - Pirate Movies Double in Price, Sratch Cards Sabotaged

Crippling Sanctions Enforced on U.K. Chavs by Russia - Pirate Movies Double in Price, Sratch Cards Sabotaged

Russian Supremo, Vladimir Putin is retaliating against the U.K.s Chav poplulation. Thought to be in response to William Hague's devastating "debating society" dialogue, he screamed, "I will punish every single Chav in the U.K. I will sabotage scra...

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Funny story: Hidden Agenda

Hidden Agenda

History is written by the victors."- Winston Churchill. "History is a set of lies agreed upon."- Napoleon Bonaparte. In the history of Arabian Peninsula, 450-621 A. D., we find three brothers in Mecca called: Hashim, Motalib and Abdoshams. Hashim and Abdoshams were conjoined twins! Ironically, there was a feud between these two brothers which has continued to present time. It began with Hashim'...

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Funny story: Churchill spotted in Fort William high street

Churchill spotted in Fort William high street

London, England. Former wartime Prime Minister, Sir Winston Churchill, has been spotted in a souvenir shop in Fort William, northern Scotland. The sighting is a big surprise as Churchill presumably died nearly fifty years ago in his late nineties.

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Funny story: Obama Gifts Cameron

Obama Gifts Cameron

U.S. President Barack Obama received PM David Cameron this morning with a 19 gun salute and Fife and Drum performance on the lawn of the White House. With his poll numbers dropping precipitously into the unfavorable range in the U.S. and abroad, the...

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Funny story: Obama Makes Deal With Iran: Will Allow Them To Nuke Israel If They Don't Nuke Hawaii Over Holidays

Obama Makes Deal With Iran: Will Allow Them To Nuke Israel If They Don't Nuke Hawaii Over Holidays

WASHINGTON - Not since Britain Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain signed the Munich Agreement with Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini in September 1938 has there been such a one-sided agreement that affected another country. In that agreement the...

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Funny story: Newspaper in giveaway storm

Newspaper in giveaway storm

A national newspaper has created a furore by offering a free cigar for all readers. The Express Daily celebrated it's 'Churchill week' by declaring 'now you can look like the great man with the cut out and keep bald head plus free cigar'. Steve...

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Funny story: Theresa May Authorizes Water Pistols to MET Riot Control Officers: 7500 Call In Sick !

Theresa May Authorizes Water Pistols to MET Riot Control Officers: 7500 Call In Sick !

Home Secretary Theresa May appeared to anger many in London yesterday after refusing to authorize the use of water cannon as mobs continued to loot and burn down many historical sites in the city and surrounding suburbs leaving homeowners and business owners to fend for themselves. The Home Secretary denied reports she is lobbying to replace EU Rep Barrenness Arsecrass by her restrained actions...

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Funny story: Winston Churchill Arrives to Save the United States from Itself

Winston Churchill Arrives to Save the United States from Itself

Washington, DC - The White House, earlier today, confirmed that the ghost of Winston Churchill would take over the US Congress. Exit polls taken after the announcement conclude that Americans over the age of 40 are excited. The younger generations...

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Funny story: Government of the people, by the people, for the people, does not exist in the UK.

Government of the people, by the people, for the people, does not exist in the UK.

Houses of Parliament, Westminister, London: According to what we have all been taught in textbooks at school and university, the British constitution worked along these lines. Britain was a representative democracy; the police were reasonably hones...

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Funny story: Life Sentences: Barbers

Life Sentences: Barbers

Had my hair cut today. I went to one of these salons they have nowadays. Twenty pounds for what we used to call a short back and sides. It wasn't, though. Short back and sides, I mean. The young chap didn't know what that was. It was all I could do to get him to understand the concept of a "trim". I think he thought I was talking about pubic hair. And when I say "chap", well, I won't over...

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Funny story: The Eagle Has Landed

The Eagle Has Landed

Former sporting Superstar Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards has landed himself a plum role as the Skiing Ambassador for the 2015 Ski Olympics which will be held in his home town of Maidstone. The plan to build four World Cup Standard ski runs has had the gre...

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Funny story: Churchill's secret shame revealed

Churchill's secret shame revealed

Recently released papers reveal that Britain came close to losing the Second World War due to a fit of pique by the then prime minister Winston Churchill. The papers show that in the spring of 1941 Churchill had received a telegram from President...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Churchill's Teeth Auction Failure Last Straw For Tragic Calbourne Collector

Isle of Wight News - Churchill's Teeth Auction Failure Last Straw For Tragic Calbourne Collector

Investigations into the tragic death of Calbourne man Dennis 'Den' Tystrie have swiftly revealed the tortured tale behind what Police are calling the suicide of the bachelor Chief Egg-Grader, writes Hailey Tociss, Crime, Dentistry, Antiques, Coarse Fishing, Short-Wave Radio, Classical Literature, Victorian Engineering, Commodities, Tartan and Cortical Architectonics Correspondent. Mr Tystrie, 5...

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Funny story: Obama IS lovechild of Winston Churchill

Obama IS lovechild of Winston Churchill

I have to agree with goldie206's article that Obama is indeed the lovechild of Winston Churchill. The proof I have is contained in letters found in my sister-in-law's home in Melton Mowbray - Leicestershire. Winston Churchill, it is alleged, entertained his 'ladies' in this beautiful 200 year old stone house. When my sister-in-law was putting an extension onto the back of the house, plann...

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