Written by radiogagger

Friday, 10 August 2012

image for Football Gossip & comments 11th August 2012
Liverpool v Hearts: The Battle of Britain.

Luis Suarez agrees new long-term deal with Liverpool.
(BBC Sport)
He's going to racially abuse and refuse to shake hands with opposition players for even longer than originally expected.

Dutch international Wesley Sneijder is urging Inter Milan to buy his team-mate, 27-year-old midfielder Nigel de Jong, from Manchester City.
He also wants a push-bike, a packet of sweets and a new computer game.

Aston Villa midfielder Marc Albrighton, 22, is expected to miss the first six to eight weeks of the season with a broken foot.
(Birmingham Mail)
His new temporary nickname is Mark Not So Alrighton.

Liverpool draw Hearts in Europa League Play-off Round
To prepare players mentally, passport control will be set up at Berwick and Hadrians Wall.

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