Football Gossip & comments (Scotland) 9th August 2012

Written by radiogagger

Thursday, 9 August 2012

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Motherwell? She's alright thanks...

Champions League Qualifying Rd, 2nd Leg.

HJK Helsinki 0 Celtic 2
Celtic win 4-1 on aggregate. I'm no expert on the Finnish alphabet, but I'd say there's no 'I' in the HJK team.

Panathinaikos 3 Motherwell 0
Motherwell, playing in the CL at the expense of crisis club Rangers (currently enjoying a 100% record in the Scottish Communities Cup 1st round and Scottish Third Division) crash out 5-0 on aggregate. Luckily for Motherwell they crash land into the safety net of the Europa League.
Well, despite the Eurozone crisis the Greeks can still do some things right...

Scottish Communities Cup 1st Round

Rangers 4 East Fife 0
I had a bet on Ranger 4 East Fife 5. Could have paid off the mortgage if it had come in...

Stranraer 0 Livingston 8
Only another 92 goals, they'd have to rename themselves LivingTON.

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