Written by radiogagger

Wednesday, 8 August 2012

image for Football Gossip & comments 8th August 2012
Of all the bikes in the shop, Roberto chose one not for sale owned by Arsene

Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has caught the mood of the country when it comes to cycling, riding a smart new sky-blue bike to City's training ground.
Rumours he bought the bike from Arsene Wenger for £2 million have been denied by sources at City.

AC Milan have joined Liverpool and Arsenal in the race to sign Turkish international Nuri Sahin from Real Madrid after Jose Mourinho said he could go out on loan to get regular football.
I think Arsenal have the advantage with the amount of kebab shops in the Holloway Road.

Queens Park Rangers have lodged bids for two former Manchester United players, Roma defender Gabriel Heinze and Sunderland full-back Kieran Richardson.
They already have Rio Ferdinands brother, perhaps the chairman will rename them Man United Lite.

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