Written by radiogagger

Monday, 6 August 2012

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Riot police try to stop Blackburn fans leaving early

Blackburn's game against NEC Nijmegen off after 'riots'
(BBC Sport)
I'd heard watching Blackburn had become tedious last season, but I didn't know it had got this bad.

Chelsea defender Ashley Cole, 31, has ruled out a move to big-spending French giants PSG after insisting contract talks over a new deal at Stamford Bridge have not stalled.
(Daily Mail)
Stand by for an new chapter in Cole's autobiography and more swerving off the road when he's offered a £5k a week pay increase.

Italian restaurant owner Richard Hughes, 33, has announced he is coming out of retirement to join Bournemouth on a two-year contract.
(Daily Mirror)
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