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Funny story: Luis Luis Why?

Luis Luis Why?

With all the fuss surrounding Luis Suarez and his biting of the one defender in the Italy team who looks like he could kill a bear with his bare hands, we decided to review the situation. We also decided that no matter how much we could beef up this...

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Funny story: Player Turns Into Flesh Eating Zombie After Football Bite

Player Turns Into Flesh Eating Zombie After Football Bite

Another football player has turned into a Flesh Eating Zombie after being bitten during a World Cup match. Zombie consultant George A. Romero said on Breakfast T.V. "You might get one more match out of him if he wears a Hannibal Lecter type mask...

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Funny story: British Public Turns On Suarez Again, Again

British Public Turns On Suarez Again, Again

London. The latest controversy involving Scouse hero Luis Suarez at the world cup in Brazil has led to an unprecedented deluge of condemnatory emails and letters to the country's newspapers here are just a sample. W Rooney, Manchester: "Ban him fr...

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Funny story: Egypt's al-Sisi bites Kerry's ear

Egypt's al-Sisi bites Kerry's ear

Egypt's president, Abdel Fatah al-Sisi, is claiming his recent response to Mr. Kerry's ear was inspired by world cup soccer player Luis Suarez, and "couldn't be avoided." After the recent verdict concerning the Al Jazeera journalists, Mr. Kerry, w...

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Funny story: Voodoo curse holds up transfers on Premier League big potatoes

Voodoo curse holds up transfers on Premier League big potatoes

Former Norwich, Wimbledon and England forward John Fashanu today sensationally claimed he had met a witch-doctor who has cursed the Premier League and is blocking the transfers of four big named players. Fashanu, who is currently working in a butc...

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Funny story: Liverpool FC: Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word for Suárez

Liverpool FC: Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word for Suárez

Liverpool striker Luis Suárez has been placed on the naughty step until he apologizes to Manager Brendan Rodgers for attempting to make his career as a footballer better, more challenging and to accrue more money for himself, by orchestrating a move...

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Funny story: The BIG heavy weight fight night: Brendan Rodgers vs. Luis Suarez!

The BIG heavy weight fight night: Brendan Rodgers vs. Luis Suarez!

Liverpool, This is ANFIELD: The gift that keeps on giving! In the 'want to leave RED corner', we have Luis Suarez who says he wants out of Liverpool, going on about how he was promised he could leave and how that promise is being broken. In t...

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Funny story: Arsenal attempt to buy Luis Suarez denied by credit card refusal

Arsenal attempt to buy Luis Suarez denied by credit card refusal

Arsenal Football Club were in crisis last night, as the latest attempt to sign a living breathing non-retired footballer before the new EPL season starts were dealt a hammer blow when a credit card transaction to buy Luis Suarez was rejected. A cl...

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Funny story: Ivanovic is largely horse meat, claims Suarez

Ivanovic is largely horse meat, claims Suarez

Sometimes footballer Luis Suarez has refreshed public concern regarding the quality of imported meat in the UK by claiming that that Branislav Ivanovic is at least 30% horse meat. The Liverpool striker, who faced criticism this week for giving the...

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Funny story: Action group ask for Luis Suarez to be culled

Action group ask for Luis Suarez to be culled

A group of people from West London have petitioned government about the possibility of culling Liverpool Striker Luis Suarez. The move comes after the Uruguayan bit the Chelsea player Branislav Ivanovic during Sunday's Premier League match. Madge...

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Funny story: Luis Suarez did not bite that man, it was a French kiss Uruguayan style!

Luis Suarez did not bite that man, it was a French kiss Uruguayan style!

English soccer, the Tabloids and Liverpool FC, plus others, are in uproar over the strange behaviour of star goal-getter Luis Suarez. He was caught on camera attempting to bite Chelsea's Branislav Ivanovic, but the camera does tell lies sometimes and...

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Funny story: Luis Suarez Not To Blame For Syrian Uprising - Liverpool Boss

Luis Suarez Not To Blame For Syrian Uprising - Liverpool Boss

Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers was quick to jump to the defence of the Uruguayan striker at a press conference this lunchtime, ahead of the Merseyside derby, as a reporter accused Suarez of initiating the bloody Syrian uprising. "That's a prepost...

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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 26th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 26th August 2012

Liverpool striker Luis Suarez insists he has a nice side despite admitting he gets angry on the pitch. (The Guardian) And if you disagree with him, he'll bite your ****ing ear off! Tevez is my role model says Luis Suarez (Daily Star) Er yeah, that could be were your going wrong Luis. Balram Chainrai, the former Portsmouth owner, has submitted a new offer in a bid to buy the League One cl...

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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 11th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 11th August 2012

Luis Suarez agrees new long-term deal with Liverpool. (BBC Sport) He's going to racially abuse and refuse to shake hands with opposition players for even longer than originally expected. Dutch international Wesley Sneijder is urging Inter Milan to buy his team-mate, 27-year-old midfielder Nigel de Jong, from Manchester City. (Metro) He also wants a push-bike, a packet of sweets and a new c...

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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 4th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 4th August 2012

New Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers says Luis Suarez must forget the racism controversy of last season. (BBC Sport) Rodgers was spotted leaving HMV earlier with the DVD 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind' plus a book called 'Dummies Guide to Hypnotising Stupid Footballers' Celtic begin their defence of the Scottish Premier League with a narrow 1-0 win over Aberdeen at Celtic Park on the fi...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: John Terry 'will refuse to shake hands with Patrice Evra'

Euro 2012: John Terry 'will refuse to shake hands with Patrice Evra'

More controversy surrounded former England captain John Terry tonight after he was told of Patrice Evra's comments after England and France shared the points in a 1-1 draw at Euro 2012 Group D opener. Joleon Lescott gave England the lead but Manch...

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Funny story: The Bee In John Barnes's Bonnet

The Bee In John Barnes's Bonnet

Ex Liverpool and England midfielder John Barnes has spoken out against racism by saying: "England is a country of passive racists" While Back and to the Left news cannot help but admit that there have been several unsavoury incidents involving racism at football matches, what John is saying is surely a little extreme: considering he was born in Jamaica and played at the highest international...

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