Northern Premier League side Kendal United have signed a sponsorship deal with a company which makes fake beards.
(Metro)
Handy for the manager if he needs to sneak away without giving a press conference after a bad defeat.
Celtic goalkeeper Fraser Forster has likened HJK Helsinki's artificial surface, where the Scottish champions will perform on Wednesday, to playing in a car park.
(Sunday Mail)
Jumpers for goalposts?
Sir Alex Ferguson missed Manchester United's goalless draw with Valerenga on Sunday so he could push through the signing of Arsenal captain Robin van Persie, 28.
Daily Mail
Or was he at home watching fellow scot Andy Murray win an Olympic Gold medal?
Vidic returns after eight month lay-off
(BBC Sport)
Lets hope he doesn't get suspended for a controversial tweet.
