Football Gossip & comments 22nd July 2012

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Thou shall pay £10 million for Moses...

Olympic Warm Up Match - Team GB 0 Brazil 2
Team GB were outclassed by Brazil at The Riverside with first half goals from Sandro and Neymar.
Just as well we didn't play them on the beach. Is it too late to instate David Beckham in the squad?

Glad All Over
Crystal Palace have announced the appointment of comedian and life long fan Eddie Izzard as Director.
Their fans could do with a laugh.

Who x2(?)
Liverpool will play FK Renova or FC Gomel, avoiding Dundee United, in Europa League group stages.
Piece of cake...

The Ten Million Commandment
Chelsea have been told they must pay £10m to Wigan for Victor Moses.
The Stamford Bridge outfit are hoping the price isn't written in stone.

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