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Funny story: Jose Mourinho Admits Tottenham Hotspur Are A One-Man Team

Jose Mourinho Admits Tottenham Hotspur Are A One-Man Team

Jose Mourinho, the Tottenham Hotspur boss is no stranger to controversy, making tidal waves of drama with every word he utters, but few can have been more forthright than his statement yesterday, that, without Harry Kane, Spurs are nothing, and a bit...

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Funny story: Man Utd v. Tottenham: Spurs Favourites To Take All Three Points

Man Utd v. Tottenham: Spurs Favourites To Take All Three Points

It's the big game at Old Trafford tonight, and former Manchester United manager, Jose Mourinho, is back for the first time since he was sacked from the job a year ago. This time, however, it's with Tottenham Hotspur, the team that trounced his Un...

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Funny story: Mauricio Pochettino Seen Heading For Manchester City

Mauricio Pochettino Seen Heading For Manchester City

Earlier reports that former Tottenham Hotspur manager Mauricio Pochettino was seen getting off a train at Piccadilly Station in Manchester, and heading for Old Trafford in connection with the Manchester United manager's job, may have been premature,...

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Funny story: Mauricio Pochettino Seen At Manchester Piccadilly

Mauricio Pochettino Seen At Manchester Piccadilly

Mauricio Pochettino, the former Tottenham Hotspur manager, who was sacked by the north London club earlier this week, looks like he may be about to become the new Manchester United boss, after he was seen alighting from a train at Piccadilly Station...

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Funny story: Gareth Bale Has Curtailed His Spanish Lessons

Gareth Bale Has Curtailed His Spanish Lessons

Real Madrid's wantaway Welsh star, Gareth Bale, has revealed he has cancelled his Spanish lessons, saying that learning the language was just too big a task. Bale, 30, has been at Madrid for more than six years, but has only a rudimentary knowledg...

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Funny story: Harry Kane Says Tottenham Were Unlucky In Bayern Munich Rout

Harry Kane Says Tottenham Were Unlucky In Bayern Munich Rout

Tottenham Hotspur captain, Harry Kane, claimed his side were unlucky, and did not get "the rub of the green" in their Champions League match against Bayern Munich at White Hart Lane last night. Spurs were mauled 7-2. It could have been more.

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Funny story: Poch £50m Bonus For Delivering Champions League Trophy

Poch £50m Bonus For Delivering Champions League Trophy

London, UK - (COYS!): Mauricio Pochettino will pocket a stonking £50m bonus when the Lilywhites obliterate Liverpool in the Champions League cup final next Saturday at Wanda Metropolitano Stadium in Madrid. The deal sees Tottenham players guarant...

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Funny story: Football Gossip: Guardiola Under Threat, Come Back Mourinho, Pochettino Not Employed to Win Trophies

Football Gossip: Guardiola Under Threat, Come Back Mourinho, Pochettino Not Employed to Win Trophies

After his crisis club's nightmare 2-1 defeat by no-hopers Newcastle United, Pep Guardiola is fighting to save his job as he seeks to get Manchester City's title defence back on track. "Next week will be tough with Arsenal, Everton and Chelsea," he to...

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Funny story: Spurs Boss Pochettino To Take Up Barcelona Job

Spurs Boss Pochettino To Take Up Barcelona Job

Mauricio Pochettino, the Tottenham Hotspur coach, who has guided his team to their highest position on football's ladder for 140 years, has announced that he is to leave the club, and is Barcelona-bound. He will become a waiter in a top hotel.

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Funny story: Football Gossip: Nasri, "Cocky" Tottenham, Mourinho As Usual, Aberdeen

Football Gossip: Nasri, "Cocky" Tottenham, Mourinho As Usual, Aberdeen

West Ham is thinking of signing 31-year-old former Arsenal and Manchester City midfielder Samir Nasri. The French international is a free agent after serving an 18-month drugs ban. A club officlal defended the idea, saying "the London Taxpayers' Stad...

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Funny story: Football Gossip: Willian, Rangers, Jordan Nobbs, Liverpool, Mourinho Shock

Football Gossip: Willian, Rangers, Jordan Nobbs, Liverpool, Mourinho Shock

Barcelona have reopened transfer talks with representatives of Chelsea and Brazil winger Willian. Previous talks had collapsed over the player's desire to be known as "Will-I-An" on his shirt. After scoring Rangers' second goal at St Mirren on Sat...

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Funny story: Football Gossip: Mourinho Manhunt latest, Blatter, Tottenham and Messi

Football Gossip: Mourinho Manhunt latest, Blatter, Tottenham and Messi

Under fire Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho made his feelings clear when told that he has been charged over comments he made in Portuguese to a TV camera after his side's win over Newcastle on 6 October. After consulting a lip reader, the FA s...

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Funny story: Football Gossip: Mourinho, Villa, Kanye West

Football Gossip: Mourinho, Villa, Kanye West

Following news that Manchester United faces UEFA charges over their late arrival for the Valencia home Champions League game, coach Jose Mourinho has been forced to deny that his team refused to leave the dressing room until he promised to say nice t...

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Funny story: Football Gossip, more tales for September

Football Gossip, more tales for September

Arsenal's Switzerland defender Stephan Lichtsteiner, 34, has rubbished reports of retirement and claims he has the body of a 28-year-old and that body belongs to his girlfriend, Brazilian pornstar Fifi La Bumba. Lichtsteiner has made one substitute a...

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Funny story: Football Gossip. September 2018

Football Gossip. September 2018

Manchester United has denied that its fans created a crowd funding campaign to get manager Jose Mourinho jailed in Spain for tax fraud. United's executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward admitted that he had paid personally for an appeal to increase the so...

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Funny story: Open Mouthed Banter

Open Mouthed Banter

After the greatest team in the world was denied a definite FA cup final win by Manchester United people have been up in arms about a “tweet” sent from the official FA account about Harry Kane. Normally Harry is only up in arms about the sun setting a...

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Funny story: Spurs' Harry Kane In Hot Water With Girlfriend

Spurs' Harry Kane In Hot Water With Girlfriend

Harry Kane, the Tottenham and England footballer, was in hot water with his girlfriend after he swore on his daughter's life that he scored his side's second goal during their 2-1 victory over Stoke City on Saturday. The Premier League goals accre...

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