Football Gossip & comments 21st July 2012

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Carroll was impressed with the Brazilian beach

Manchester United, Manchester City and Juventus confirm bids for Robin Van Persie from Arsenal.

Leaving Wenger enough cash to sign another Frenchman...

Birmingham supporter Rob Shannon has not missed one of his team's matches for 38 years, seeing the Blues play 1,800 consecutive games since 1974. And he only missed one that year because he was too ill to get out of bed.

1,800 consecutive games? Some might say he is more ill than he realises.

Liverpool striker Andy Carroll sneaked in a bit of pre-season training during his summer holiday in Brazil - by running on the beach with a boogie board under his arm.

In preparation for a loan spell at Corinthians?

Manchester City are willing to offer Birmingham midfielder Foday Nabay the most attractive package for a 13-year-old ever in British football as they bid to gazump Manchester United to his signature.

£50,000 a week and the latest Justin Bieber CD.

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