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Funny story: Moses spotted in Charing Cross Underground station organising mass exodus from London!

Moses spotted in Charing Cross Underground station organising mass exodus from London!

(NOT EDITED) Divine intervention is happening all over the UK before Christmas as religious icons are spotted doing their good deeds after Boris Johnson and his Conservative cohorts failed miserably! It required 'help from above', so God decided t…

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Funny story: Notorious Spoof Forums hit brick walls!

Notorious Spoof Forums hit brick walls!

(NOT EDITED) Moses and his Exodus could not have escaped quicker than Spoofers on Spoof Forums running for their literary lives! A once so cherished institution has derailed, and hit buffers with impunity; why? This dark mystery has yet to be solv…

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Funny story: Moses angry over "divide"

Moses angry over "divide"

Waterpower B.C. Moses whose last book "The Old Testament" sold more than 12 billion copies says he is suing the Trump administration for copyright infringement. "Who does he think he is anyway? I can't pick up a tablet without reading about some n...

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Funny story: Archaeological Find Reveals the Bush Bloodline

Archaeological Find Reveals the Bush Bloodline

"George Bush"... The True Origin of the Name. These pages written by Saint John on the Island of Patmos may be the most important discovery of the century,... aside from the mountains on Pluto. The discovery of Pluto's mountains sent the poor and...

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Funny story: Parting Of Red Sea Like Dog's Back Leg In New Bible Film

Parting Of Red Sea Like Dog's Back Leg In New Bible Film

Director Didley Scott has made Moses go back and part the Red Sea properly over 100 times until the parting was neat and straight according to an inside source on the location of "Exodus Men and Gods" in Spain. Christian Banal, playing Moses, sai...

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Funny story: Snake Kicked Off Plane at Glasgow Airport Gives Interview

Snake Kicked Off Plane at Glasgow Airport Gives Interview

It wasn't first-class treatment at all, that's for sure. But then again, he wasn't a first-class passenger. The snake, after all, was just a stowaway. When he was found slithering along under some seats in a plane from Mexico, he was carted of...

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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 22nd July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 22nd July 2012

Olympic Warm Up Match - Team GB 0 Brazil 2 Team GB were outclassed by Brazil at The Riverside with first half goals from Sandro and Neymar. Just as well we didn't play them on the beach. Is it too late to instate David Beckham in the squad? Glad All Over Crystal Palace have announced the appointment of comedian and life long fan Eddie Izzard as Director. Their fans could do with a laugh.

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Funny story: Obama's Professor Talks; Now Other Teachers Talk Too

Obama's Professor Talks; Now Other Teachers Talk Too

The floodgates have opened since one of Obama's former professors gave a negative review of his presidency. Now teachers all over the U.S. are talking about their former students. But unlike the professor's critique of President Obama, these ar...

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Funny story: Amelia Earhart's Radio Calls: Study Leads to Radio Calls Before There Were Radios!

Amelia Earhart's Radio Calls: Study Leads to Radio Calls Before There Were Radios!

We're not only learning a lot about Amelia Earhart's radio transmissions concerning her downed flight in 1937, but we're also learning about the radio transmissions of many other figures throughout history. And this includes more than just trans...

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Funny story: Out of Egypt

Out of Egypt

Cairo -- "Let yourself go!" cried the people to Pharaoh, "So that we may be free!" "Who are the people," replied Pharaoh, "that they know better than me? I will let everyone in my Cabinet go, but I will not let myself go." Using tools of communi...

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Funny story: Netanyahu: planned new construction in e. J'lem "overblown shitstorm"

Netanyahu: planned new construction in e. J'lem "overblown shitstorm"

(New Orleans, Louisiana) - Employing the Much-Ado-About-Nothing defense -- a move previously banned by the United Nations along with the Paradinha and the flying wedge -- Israel's Prime Minister did not help the peace process earlier this week. R...

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Funny story: Astonishing news: Moses didn't part the waves!

Astonishing news: Moses didn't part the waves!

It's taken awhile but at last the "truth" has been unveiled by a scientific report claiming that Moses didn't actually part the waves in the Red Sea, winds did. Now any sensible non-Nerd or just common old common-sense thinking people (search and...

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Funny story: Lost Jewish tribe found in Zimbabwe proves that Moses did part the waves!

Lost Jewish tribe found in Zimbabwe proves that Moses did part the waves!

The Lemba, a long lost Jewish tribe has been discovered living in a remote part of Zimbabwe untouched by Robert Mugabe's lynch mobs and are still practising circumsion in the old - fashioned way, with a blunt knife, OUCH! This long lost tribe have...

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Funny story: Apple Tablet iSlate Viewed by Biblical Prophet Moses

Apple Tablet iSlate Viewed by Biblical Prophet Moses

Apple Inc. was the target of comments made this past weekend by biblical prophet Moses, back from the dead. A crowd of New Yorkers was startled to see the ancient celebrity holding a press conference on the main concourse of Grand Central Station.

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Funny story: Tottenham Win Again Under Miracle Manager

Tottenham Win Again Under Miracle Manager

Miracles do happen! Last Saturday they enticed Harry Redknapp away from his 'spiritual home' at Portsmouth; on Sunday they beat Bolton; Wednesday saw them claw back a two-goal deficit to draw 4-4 at Arsenal; and tonight the mighty Tottenham Hotspur b...

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Funny story: Moses made up commandments, says archeologist

Moses made up commandments, says archeologist

The ten commandments were faked by Moses, according to an archeologist who has discovered evidence to back up his claim. Moses was one of the most important people in the Bible, who was personally presented with two stone tablets, on which were en...

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Funny story: Judeo-Christianity forged on Moses' bad acid trip

Judeo-Christianity forged on Moses' bad acid trip

Jerusalem - (Narcotic Mess): The Israeli/Palestinian conflict hit rock bottom today with the publication of damning new evidence by an eminent Israeli Professor of Forensic Bibliomancy who says it is rooted in delusional Judeo-Christian traditions fo...

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