Football Gossip & comments 20th July 2012

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Ledley Kings Lead-knee Close up.

Ledley King has announced his retirement from the top flight game after injuries stopped him from training between games.

He will continue to turn out for Tottenham Hotspur.

Stuart Pearce done a u-turn on a previous statement he made, saying he wanted the Players aged 23 and under in the Euro 2012 squad available for Team GB Olympic Football squad.

Well at least someone wants Andy Carroll at the moment.

* England players aged 23 or under at Euro 2012 *
Jack Butland 19. Martin Kelly 22. Phil Jones 20.
Theo Walcott 23. Jordan Henderson 22.
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain 18.
Andy Carroll 23. Danny Welbeck 21.

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