George Michael Commemorates Jail Time

Funny story written by grimbo

Saturday, 5 February 2011

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Following his short spell in Highpoint Prison, Suffolk last October - after crashing his car while under the influence of cannabis - troubled rock star George Michael has decided to release new versions of old hits to commemorate the event.

The proceeds of the album will go to a new charity called Burned Out, which offers support to entertainers who have fallen on hard times or otherwise can't behave themselves.

The album's provisional track listing is -

Bang Me Up Before You Go Go


Bad Boys

Carless Whimper

Indifferent Cornering

Not Praying For Time

Spinning The Wheel

Don't Let The Judge Go Down On Me

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