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Wednesday, 22 September 2010


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Insiders - literally, because they're banged up - have informed Skoob Entertainment News that disgraced weed gardener, George Michael has been serenading Royal in waiting Kate Middleton with an acapello version of 'I Want Your Sex' from his prison cell.

Insiders claim that Kate Middleton is unaware of the unsolicited crooning, and that this report is the first they've heard of it.

But the insiders from the prison insist that George Michael is just pulling a fast one, pretending to be straight in order to gain grace and favour from the Royal Family.

"It's all just a big wind up," one newly released con told SEN. "He's no more interested in giving Kate Midddleton a portion than he is in reforming Wham! with that bloke who went off playing racing cars. He's proper ginger beer is old Georgie - he wouldn't know what to do with a woman."

A close friend of George's denied that there was anything untoward going on, saying that George really likes ladies of certain breeding.

But not in a straight way.

Apparently he likes to make them a cup of Horlicks and talk about dress sizes.

Simple as that.

More as we get it.

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