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Funny story: George Michel Dead

George Michel Dead

There was sadness and sorrow in equal amounts this morning after news broke of the death of one of the City of London's most respected citizens, roadsweeper George Michel. George, a father of four, finally succumbed on Christmas night after a long...

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Funny story: 'Jagger Slid Down Cliff Straight Into The Princess Diana Mammorial Fountain' court is told

'Jagger Slid Down Cliff Straight Into The Princess Diana Mammorial Fountain' court is told

London - A court heard today how Mick Jagger accidentally ran his toboggan over Cliff Richard in Hyde Park one snowy winter's day before crashing head first into the Princess Diana Fountain. And then blamed his injuries on poor visibility and not...

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Funny story: George Michael "Still Got It", apparently.

George Michael "Still Got It", apparently.

George Michael triumphantly returned in a blaze of abject failure last night at the Olympic Closing Ceremony. After performing a relatively appropriate song - Freedom, Michael decided to perform new material. Shit material. Which was completely lo...

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Funny story: Pop star backs Fulham plans to increase Craven Cottage capacity

Pop star backs Fulham plans to increase Craven Cottage capacity

Pop star and erratic driver George 'Greekius' Michalos today backed plans for London football club Fulham to increase the capacity to their stadium. "I love it. I'm always up for a bit of the cottaging. Especially on Saturday afternoon when the gr...

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Funny story: Local Man Infuriated Over George Michael Aids Rumours

Local Man Infuriated Over George Michael Aids Rumours

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today expressed his utter disgust with lowlife press hacks and internet media muggers who have been suggesting that George Michael may have aids. The former Wham! singer, currently in a Vienna hospital has had to canc...

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Funny story: Gillian Duffy to front Panorama style current affairs show

Gillian Duffy to front Panorama style current affairs show

Gilian Duffy, the bigoted old woman who sent Tony Benn to sleep, put the final nail in the coffin that was Gordon Brown's political career, and carried out a half-arsed ambush of the Deputy PM, is now getting her own show on Channel 5. "Gillian Du...

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Funny story: George Michael Thanks Karma For Jail Time

George Michael Thanks Karma For Jail Time

Rock superstar George Michael says it was Lord Justice Emmanuel Karma who sent him to prison last year after he crashed his car while under the influence of drugs. The ex Wham star spent 8 weeks in Pentonville Prison in 2010 for his second drug-dr...

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Funny story: George Michael Commemorates Jail Time

George Michael Commemorates Jail Time

Following his short spell in Highpoint Prison, Suffolk last October - after crashing his car while under the influence of cannabis - troubled rock star George Michael has decided to release new versions of old hits to commemorate the event. The proceeds of the album will go to a new charity called Burned Out, which offers support to entertainers who have fallen on hard times or otherwise can't...

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Funny story: George Michael Admits He Gave His Arse Away Last Christmas

George Michael Admits He Gave His Arse Away Last Christmas

Controversial singer, George Michael, apparently gave his arse away last Christmas, only for the unnamed person to whom he gave it away, to give it away to somebody else. The controversial singer/songwriter made his frank admission in a London rec...

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Funny story: George Michael in Nuclear Submarine Driving Accident

George Michael in Nuclear Submarine Driving Accident

Public toilet-frequenting pop star George Michael is in trouble with authorities again, after yet another driving accident. However, this one was whilst at the helm of a nuclear submarine. The Careless Whisper singer has only just been released e...

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Funny story: George Michael turned me gay

George Michael turned me gay

Little Geordie lad and x factor champ Joe McElderry has given The Spoof a full and frank about how George Michael turned him gay. We're not sure whether it was a twinkle or a tear in his eye, but Joe McElderry maintains that until his duet with si...

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Funny story: George Michael Prison Break Latest

George Michael Prison Break Latest

Police say high-profile singer George Michael, who was sentenced to eight weeks in prison for 'drug driving' just four weeks ago, has escaped from the maximum security unit in which he was being held, but also that they won't be bothering to do anyth...

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Funny story: George Michael says 'Prison's just like Club Tropicana - Everyone should try it'

George Michael says 'Prison's just like Club Tropicana - Everyone should try it'

George Michael today urged all of his fans to break the law and go to prison because it's a fantastic experience that should not be limited to a privileged few. 'It's a bit like a holiday' said George, 'although you won't get much of a suntan as y...

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Funny story: George Michael Sings 'I Want Your Sex' To Kate Middleton - Insiders Think He's Bluffing

George Michael Sings 'I Want Your Sex' To Kate Middleton - Insiders Think He's Bluffing

Insiders - literally, because they're banged up - have informed Skoob Entertainment News that disgraced weed gardener, George Michael has been serenading Royal in waiting Kate Middleton with an acapello version of 'I Want Your Sex' from his prison ce...

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Funny story: George Michael is a "Father Figure" inside

George Michael is a "Father Figure" inside

In a rather remarkable turn of events, news is leaking out of Highpoint Prison like a careless whisper, that George Michael has become something of a father figure to the inmates. Originally sharing a cell with a killer in Pentonville, the same ce...

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Funny story: Is George Michael The New Stig?

Is George Michael The New Stig?

Rumours are rife that George Michael has been signed to be The New Stig on the BBC's popular caravanning programme, Twat Gear. The show's presenters and production team were overheard discussing the move, whilst dining at the Watford Gap services...

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Funny story: George Michael Bummed To Within An Inch Of His Life

George Michael Bummed To Within An Inch Of His Life

Former pop superstar George Michael, sentenced to eight weeks in prison last week, has been the victim of a relentless and sustained sexual attack during which his ringpiece was ripped and his sphincter muscle contorted. Mr Michael, real name Geo...

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