Written by Sidney Bollocks

Monday, 20 September 2010

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Ooops, stoned again.

Rumours are rife that George Michael has been signed to be The New Stig on the BBC's popular caravanning programme, Twat Gear.

The show's presenters and production team were overheard discussing the move, whilst dining at the Watford Gap services on Saturday.

Whilst no names were mentioned, they appeared to reach agreement that you would have to be stoned to be seen towing a caravan and how funny it would be to see somebody colliding with everyday objects and buildings, whilst falling asleep at the wheel. The team also discussed the possibility of a jail break, in order that filming is not held up.

More to follow when visiting time is over.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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