Two of the better known Susan Boyle fanatics have announced that they are to open their own plastics factory next month.
They were so distraught over the US having run out of Red Plastic tablecloths that they have decided to invest some of their husbands' hard earned cash into building a new plastics factory.
This factory will only manufacture RED PLASTIC TABLECLOTHS to be used to make into red plastic scarves.
All employees will be non-English speaking children, who the 2 fanatics are in the process of adopting from orphanages around the world. This will have a two-fold benefit:
a) they won't have to pay them
b) they'll earn points towards getting to heaven
Regarding the manufacturing process:
It hasn't yet dawned on them to manufacture the scarves only and forget about the table cloths. They are apparently so wrapped up in their earlier invention they 'can't see the scarves for the tablecloths'.
They do not intend to sell their merchandise but will be distributing them to the over 50 000 members (and growing) of the website they belong to, free of charge if members make a $25 donation to their blessed site and promise to post on the Strippers Thread at least once a week.
The ladies could not be reached for comment today as they are reported to be busy planning their next two-women assault on (pardon me) visit to Blackburn.
They recently read in The Spoof,an article by a brilliant writer, that Blackburn has been turned into a theme park and are eager to bestown Blessings and experience a few rides.
"They haven't had a decent ride for over a year now." said a close friend of theirs who was disguised as a cowboy. Their friend also had a monkey, dressed as a nurse, sitting on his shoulder. The monkey was using a tiny laptop as it is believed she has her own websites and is also part of the Staff of the fansite.
The man was last seen riding off into the sunset singing, "Home, home this is strange, where the fans of dear Susan do roam. Where nothing is heard, not a disparaging word - -- -" The words of his cowboy vocals drifted off and he, his horse and his monkey were last seen in silhouette against, well naturally, a bright RED SUNSET.
