SuBo In Plea To Cheryl And Ashley

Funny story written by Earl Grey

Monday, 1 March 2010

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SuBo Speaks Out

Susan Boyle, the Scottish singing sensation, has made a desperate plea to Cheryl and Ashley Cole to try and save their marriage. Speaking at a special dinner organised by the Online SuBo Fan Club, the singer said "I just hope I'm not too late. They can still work things out. They are young. She is an attractive and talented young lady and he is ..... well, he's a footballer who can't keep his knob in his pants. There has to be an answer other than divorce. It's so upsetting."

SuBo is no stranger to a broken heart, having once been romantically linked to a mysterious Mr Chuy. "Yes, I fell in love with Mr Chuy, but it wasn't easy. There were thirty of us in that relationship. Myslef, Chuy and all his other personalities. In the end we drifted apart. That's why I took up singing."

Many hope that the two stars listen to SuBo's words of comfort and, after a cooling off period, they can get back together again. Asked if time really can heal all wounds SuBo said "I believe so, I hope so. One day it may even heal mine."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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