Peter Andre: I Regret Fling

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Monday, 1 March 2010

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Peter Andre has talked for the first time about the regret he feels following the shock revelations at the weekend that he has been having a secret fling with international megastar Susan Boyle.

Peter said, "I've been a fool. I got tempted, but with a stunner like Susan hanging around I couldn't help myself. I dipped my toe in her scotch broth and got badly burnt. I've learned my lesson and I won't be starting another relationship unless my fans say it's ok."

It is reported that Peter's ex-wife Katie Price has been quite annoyed since the news of the affair broke. The revelations have led to literally tens of comments being left on newspaper websites stating that Boyle is much better looking than Katie Price. A source close to the glamour-model and businesswoman disclosed that Katie has been on the phone to her plastic surgeon working out her options to have the increasingly popular 'Subo makeover'in a bid to beat her in the style stakes.

Alex Reid was unavailable for comment as he has had a new jacket and isn't quite used to it yet.

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