SuBo Flees Again As Subway Rider Sticks Out His Neck For Her

Funny story written by Bureau

Monday, 1 March 2010

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Susan Boyle should write down everything that's happened to her during the recent tour of the United States, especially in New York City.

According to several of her fans, Susan was trying to do a few things on her own when she was recognized by some of her fans during a short subway ride in Manhattan. She became surrounded by riders as they heard the news that SuBo was aboard and they made their way toward her car.

Then tragedy as far as Susan was concerned as the train came to a sudden stop as she was in the middle of autographing still another fan's copy of an article on her in the latest issue of The Sewer.

Suddenly SuBo was thrown forward as the trained stop to let off some riders and then she was thrown backwards as the train took off again, finally coming to rest in the lap of an older guy in a trench coat.

"Here, I'll help you out. You must hold onto something while riding the subway here. I thing this might help you out."

"At first I thought he had a turkey neck and was offering me something to eat so I said 'No Thanks, but it was kind of you to offer' and was on my way", she told The sewer. "I didn't think about it until later when someone told me that he was always doing that. I just thought he was sticking his neck out for me because I was new to the subway system."

"Now I've found out that that's exactly what he was doing. I'm leaving New York soon and I won't be sorry to leave."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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