SuBo To Record A Hip Hop Song With Kanye West Titled Fa Shizzle My Scottish Pizzle

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Monday, 1 March 2010

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MISSOULA, Montana - Hip hop, rap artist and sometime microphone snatcher Kanye West performed before a non-sell out crowd in Missoula's Bison Balls Auditorium.

The auditorium which was built back in 1947, was named after the Montana dish more commonly known as Bison Meat Balls.

Many visitors to Missoula believe, wrongly, that the auditorium was named after buffalo testicles. That rumor was started back in 1948, by the town's resident jokester, the late and great Ashton McKutchski.

After the concert which was attended by 37 people, including three security guards, a stage manager, a lighting operator, and two ushers West was interviewed backstage by Bernie "The Buffalo Buster" Coffeycrox of local radio station KBUF, "The Big Old Buffler."

Coffeycrox asked Kanye if the entertainment media still refers to him as 'Kanye the Pest' because of the Taylor Swift-microphone incident. Kanye became defensive and remarked, "Hey yo, my liddle white bro. How comes ya comes ta me and tries to piss me off huh?"

Bernie said that he wasn't trying to piss him off, but said that if he wanted to piss him off he would have asked him how come since the 'mic incident' Taylor Swift has gone on to win a little over 90 music awards and he (Kanye) hasn't even received a discount coupon to KFC, Capt. Cluck-Clucks, or Chicken Breasts 'R' Us.

The radio DJ also stated that if he wanted to really piss him off he could have asked him why it is that even most of the members of his black family think that he is nothing more than an arrogant, sarcastic, conceited, self-centered black-ass A-hole.

Cofferycrox then remarked that if he had really, really wanted to piss him off he would have...Kanye interrupted him and said, "Whoa, Buffalo Bill, dammit it honkie dude, you sho nuff is one high-falutin', smart-mouth talkin' cracker ain't ja?"

Coffeycrox told him that he did not want to hear anymore jive talkin', hip-hop hollerin', rip rap rappin', Ebonics spewing, or gang-bangin' fa shizzle my nizzle shit.

The pest was then asked about his upcoming song duet with Scotland's Susan Boyle. Kanye smiled and said that he was looking forward to working with the fine looking lass of a woman.

West smiled and said that he knows that SuBo is one female that Tiger Woods has not touched. Kanye was asked what song he and Boyle are planning on recording. He thought for a while and replied that he wants to record a rap version of the Beatles song Yesterday and she wants to record a hip hop version of Don't Cry For Me Argentina.

In other news. Scientist have just discovered the first ever volcano in Iceland. Reports coming out of the frozen country state that instead of the volcano spewing lava, this one spews dry ice. More chilling details when they become available.

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