Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

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Not quite the "Pussy" those Nepalese scientists meant!

Whilst contemplating having a "pussy' share one's life one should study the recommendations given in a Nepalese scientific study recently.

The results were astounding here they are:

A) A white "Pussy" is normally well house-trained, reluctant to sit on one's lap, doesn't like being told when to purr and blows hot and cold!

B) A "Tiger Pussy" can be intimidating, fiery hot and fiercely cold, only allows stroking when it wants, loves licking "cock-tail-sausages" but beware whilst choking on hairy-balls (ouch!).

C) Black or very dark brown "Pussies" always need attention, willing to do anything for a "stroke or two", can be slightly difficult when stuck between their coarse bushes but will always attempt to please whilst licking themselves clean, love rolling on back and belly and getting a "STIFF" behind.

D) The best "Pussy" to have is a milky chocolate brown colour i.e. slit-eyed Asian pedigree, strokable in any position, always obeys its master, loves doing "Doggies" and whilst aroused packs a mean claw or two, scratch me Bitch!

Now Animal lovers if you are contemplating going for a "Pussy" for a bit of comfort you should follow the scientific evidence above, maybe an exotic Siamese, Burmese or even a Cuban Latin Feline Crossover should do the job, handsfree that is!

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