A 16-year-old ladyboy student in a school in Bangkok, caused chaos in an English lesson when he answered a question about color preference by declaring that he liked white, but that his favorite color was 'slime green'. His classmates exploded wit...
Jussie Smollett, the former Empire actor, who recently staged a hoax hate crime againsy himself, in the hope of scoring some public sympathy points, has said that he now realizes he made a big mistake. Jussie, real name Justin, hired two Nigerian...
Jussie Smollett, the African-American former star of the TV series 'Empire', has suffered a another setback today, after he was diagnosed as color blind, by me. Smollett isn't just borderline color blind, either. The star, who was paid $65,000...
After successfully getting the British to vote themselves into more austerity by leaving the European Union, UKIP leader (insert the name used this week here) has said that their party is still relevant, that they will now fight to remove all traces...
Theoretical physicists have long since understood that the universe is comprised of electrons, neutrons and protons, but have been scratching their head for decades as to what makes different things different colours. After decades of searching, they...
Pantone Universe has decided that a cooler shade should be named the color of year. It is called Radiant Orchid, a pinkish purple that has already been spotted on chairs, cars, suits, ties, walls, and even running shoes. This color is a great complem...
An English teacher in the Thai capital of Bangkok has told of an incident in which he and his girlfriend became involved in an argument over the colour turquoise. The man, Moys Kenwood, claims he asked his girlfriend, who was wearing a pair of tur...
Researchers for Arizona's famous Sheriff Arpaio have been in contact with several of Barack Obama's teachers and classmates from his elementary school days in Malaysia. Arpaio, a critic of and target of the Administration, has been in the news latel...
Pseudo Sciences have developed a new formulation paint that has been shown in clinical trials to cure colour blindness. The new paint, available in any colour, is used like ordinary paint and comes in both matt and gloss. "We take common dyes...
Amazon, the online all-in-one, uber efficient retailer has long been a pioneer in online retailing. Now they have gone one step further by allowing people to search their product base ordered not just by price or popularity, but also by colour. "S...
A team of brain researchers, painters and decorators at Do-It-All University have found that some people have the ability to hallucinate colours at will - even without the help of hypnosis, hallucinogenic drugs, or Dulux colour charts. The study,...
The latest applelet from MyWay Apps is set to be a godsend to the fifteen percent of the world's population that suffers from anomalous trichromacy, or colour blindness. The app, iCanSeeClearlyNow, makes use of the iPhone 4's extraordinary camera...
Scientists have found that in competitive games of team sports statistics show that the teams wearing light coloured strips do better in terms of winning matches compared to those teams wearing darker colours, with teams wearing mostly white doing th...
After extensive research by the Portsmouth Institute for Social Sciences it has been determined that colour bias - the preference for one colour over another - is universal. "We have used several hundred paint colour charts from a variety of manuf...
The Department of Homeland Security is revising the color coded threat warnings that they have been using for a few years to monitor terrorist warning levels. People will no longer have to worry about whether green or orange is worse than blue or red...
Scientists have warned that our visual world will almost certainly revert to monochrome, or black-and-white, within the next five to ten years. Those who have viewed photographs, films or television recordings made during the early or mid 20th cen...
A new secondary colour has been discovered by Professor Harold Boggoff, a long time resident of Newby, Isle of Wight. When interviewed he said: "Well I was in my lab., by which I obviously mean 'laboratory', when it happened. I was dissecting...
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