US survey proves "Blondes" are not dumb certainly not "Suckers" and drive a "Hard" bargain!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 18 January 2010

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Paris proves that Blondes drive a HARD bargain especially when DICK is reluctant!

It is now a fact, Blonde women and those who dye their hair blond are not dumb, Marilyn you've been pardoned, oo boob ee doo!

A survey by US scientists in California confirmed this fact stating:

"Blond women are definitely not dumb or "Suckers", but they do tend to be more aggressive than their dark haired c(o)unterparts "

Men have felt this too especially those called Dick.

Dark haired women tend to "blow Dicks away."

Blondes with the other hand, love to attack Dicks with forked tongues, stiff little fingers and pierced lips, Eureka!

Dark haired women do not love Dicks they just love Willies!

Blondes just love Dicks and have no time for Willies or other little people waiting to be in the gang, bang, bang.

Subtle differences but important when male Dicks and Willies are searching for female partners and this old Chinese proverb proves the point:

"A Dick in a Blondes hand is worth two Willies in a dark haired, overcrowded, Bush"!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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