Apple Diet

Funny story written by Morgan Truce

Monday, 2 February 2004

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One Apple per Day

Scientists at the Apple Institute have confirmed that an apple a day will help the average person lose weight rapdly. A study concluded in October found that 875 people that ate only one apple a day lost an average of 74 pounds! The study which lasted 8 months produced a number of of interesting side effects including extreme hunger pangs, starvation----and death in 64% of subjects.

The Apple Institute recommends that people wishing to try the Apple-A-Day diet first consult their personal physician.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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