Robert Pattinson asks was Jesus a Vampire

Written by SPECTRUM

Sunday, 4 April 2010

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Robert Pattinson claims there is evidence that Jesus Christ, might have been a vampire,as only vampires can rise from the dead.

In vampire Movies, vampires are frightened of daylight, which Robert thinks is something to do with the fact that Jesus was in a tomb,for three days in total darkness. As we know when you emerge from total darkness into bright daylight, you have to protect your eyes from the sunlight.

Robert then explained that maybe vampires are frightened of crosses because Jesus was crucified on a cross. While Robert believes the evidence is very strong that Jesus was a vampire, girlfriend Kristen Stewart would rather just eat her Easter Eggs.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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