It's known that most Subo fans can't read or write too well but they CAN draw an X and a check mark, therefore they are all voting in the next USA election.
One fan is quoted as saying: "It's true, we are all voting in the next election. God has spoken to us and told us to vote for the Party whose big ribbon is RED. Who are we to go against our master. He runs the website we are members of. God isn't his real name of course but he's a god to us. We worship the very pedestal he's put himself on."
Her twin sister went on to say, "Well yes sister dear, but we aren't suppose to tell anyone remember. Some people were 'bad-mouthing' him and daring to disagree with some of his comments so he just banned them all. Poof! They were gone."
I tried to discuss the recent Nessynapping and the following 'stay in the Big House' but they would not comment.
They are still out on bail pending the trial.
Still living in their luxury red cave in the Scottish Highlands and have recently had to be medicated as they were all suffering from withdrawal symptoms not being able to listen to Subo.
They refused, at first, to take the pills prescribed, because they were purple, but the local chemist cunningly took them away, dipped them into red food colouring, dried them out and dished them out again. You have to laugh!
The interview was cut short when I had to run like hell because one of them pulled a red plastic scarf out of her pocket and started to come towards me with it whilst the other one began to bless me.
Christ, that was a bloody close call.