Susan Boyle likes to dress up as Rab C Nesbitt's Mary Doll

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 20 March 2010

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I would like to be the American Mary Dolly.

Susan Boyle likes to dress up as Mary Doll the long suffering wife of the man with the string vest Rab C Nesbitt.

Subo confessed that like Mary Doll, on the day she was born it was a toss-up whether she or the dog's litter would end up at the bottom of the River Clyde in a sack."I identify with Mary Doll" said Subo when she spoke yesterday "A Scottish woman who had a difficult upbringing with lots of problems to overcome".

When she dresses up as Mary Doll Subo likes to sing her hit song "I Dreamed a Dream" while imagining Rab C Nesbitt being locked up with the key thrown away.

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