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Funny story: Kid Rock is Positively Furious with President Trump

Kid Rock is Positively Furious with President Trump

DETROIT – (Music Satire) - The white rapper known as Kid Rock recently expressed to Rush Limbaugh, that he is furious with President Trump. When “El Rusho” asked him why, the Kid remarked that he does not understand why Trump and his campaign, ins…

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Funny story: A band once popular on MySpace is rocked by lead singer joining a covers band

A band once popular on MySpace is rocked by lead singer joining a covers band

The band, Silicon Weather, who once had hundreds of followers on MySpace, are now in a state of shock after their lead singer, Richie Yellow, 41, abandoned all musical integrity, and joined a covers band. Johnny the guitarist, 43, said ‘I don’t un…

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Funny story: Mandatory face masks in shops causes concern - ‘What’s the problem?’ said Robbie the Robber

Mandatory face masks in shops causes concern - ‘What’s the problem?’ said Robbie the Robber

Boris Johnson is concerned that his message for everyone to wear masks in shops, banks and post offices may be taken advantage of. ‘Business has been slow,’ said Robbie the Robber, ‘but this idea of Boris’, everyone wearing masks, is great, as no…

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Funny story: The Rolling Stones Tell President Trump “No! No! No!”

The Rolling Stones Tell President Trump “No! No! No!”

NEW YORK CITY – Mick Jagger and Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones flew to the USA and had a talk with their publishing company. The two Stones, who said that they’re drug-free, remarked that they are not happy with the fact that Trump’s campaig…

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Funny story: The Rolling Stones New Single, Eerily Becomes the Unofficial Coronavirus Song

The Rolling Stones New Single, Eerily Becomes the Unofficial Coronavirus Song

LONDON – The oldest living rock band in history has just released a music video that pundits are referring to as the eerily unofficial song of the C-19 pandemic. Lead singer Mick Jagger, 76, said that he changed the lyrics to their song "Ghost Tow...

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Funny story: Rolling Stones Legendary Drummer Charlie Watts Steals the “Together at Home” Virtual Concert with His Amazing Air Drumming

Rolling Stones Legendary Drummer Charlie Watts Steals the “Together at Home” Virtual Concert with His Amazing Air Drumming

NEW YORK CITY – Lady Gaga dreamed up the idea for a show for all of the people who are sheltering-in-place, and as a tribute to the millions of health care workers. She had a total of 127 singers and musicians perform on ABC, CBS, NBC, Telemundo,...

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Funny story: Shakira Says That The Rolling Stones Will Be Her Opening Act On Her Upcoming “Hips, Lips, & Nips Concert Tour”

Shakira Says That The Rolling Stones Will Be Her Opening Act On Her Upcoming “Hips, Lips, & Nips Concert Tour”

DETROIT – The singer/dancer known as “The Princess of Pulsations” sat down with Icahbod Fernandez of The Vox Populi News Agency Miss Swivel Hips was asked what she liked the best about the Super Bowl. She giggled and said that she enjoyed getting...

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Funny story: Earring Manufacturers produces gene to give Humans 6 Ears

Earring Manufacturers produces gene to give Humans 6 Ears

In an interesting development in the meshing world of manufacturing and genetics, where the two are teaming up to to improve demand, no longer will extra earrings rely on body piercings! Extra ears are on the way! You can even choose to have ears lik...

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Funny story: Rolling Stones Cancel Tour; Rolling Stone Suspends Publication

Rolling Stones Cancel Tour; Rolling Stone Suspends Publication

Almost lost amid the concern for Mick Jagger, whose illness prompted postponement of the Rolling Stones' summer tour of the U.S. and Canada, was a startling announcement that caught readers and the magazine's newsroom staff by complete surprise. Roll...

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Funny story: 'Strolling Bones' release last album called 'Street Farting Man!'

'Strolling Bones' release last album called 'Street Farting Man!'

Ancient rockers 'The Strolling Bones' (name changed for legal reasons) are releasing their ultimate album because being geriatric rockers is becoming very difficult. Jaggedone sent his fave rock CIA reporter, Pig Peel-Popup, undercover into their...

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Funny story: Rolling Stones Have Released List of Songs That Trump Can Use

Rolling Stones Have Released List of Songs That Trump Can Use

London, EN The Rolling Stones rock band are pissed because low-IQ U.S. Presidential Candidate Donald Trump has been using their songs for his campaign. "The Rolling Stones do not want to give the impression that they support idiot political candid...

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Funny story: DNA Test Confirms: Justin Trudeau Actually Mick Jagger's Son

DNA Test Confirms: Justin Trudeau Actually Mick Jagger's Son

On Thursday morning of this past week, Dr. Maxwell Zilberhammer of the Great White North Health Sciences Laboratory announced the results of a DNA test ordered and paid for by the campaign of recently defeated Canadian Prime Minister Harpo Stevens.

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Funny story: Ancient Peat Bog Man Mistaken For Rock Band Guitarist Keifer Richardo

Ancient Peat Bog Man Mistaken For Rock Band Guitarist Keifer Richardo

Following Monday's sell out Strolling Bones Concert, the police were called to an old peat bog near the Rock Venue. At first, due to the proximity of the site to Ireland's premier Venue, It was thought that Inebriated Concert Band members had fallen...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger Announces He Has Just Purchased A Mansion in The Marijuana Capital of The USA, Colorado

Mick Jagger Announces He Has Just Purchased A Mansion in The Marijuana Capital of The USA, Colorado

ASPEN, Colorado - The leader of the Rolling Stones, Mick Jagger is all smiles as he has just finalised a deal to purchase a $4.9 million Rocky Mountain mansion in the Pot State of Colorado. Jagger spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Tal...

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Funny story: The Rolling Stones To Perform At The Sochi Olympics Closing Ceremony

The Rolling Stones To Perform At The Sochi Olympics Closing Ceremony

SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Organizing Olympics Committee has just made an announcement regarding the XXII Winter Olympics closing ceremony. SOOC Spokeswoman Tula Tambova has stated that the Rolling Stones will be performing at the closing ceremonie...

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Funny story: Jay Leno Could Be Getting A Brand New Talk Show On CNN

Jay Leno Could Be Getting A Brand New Talk Show On CNN

BURBANK - Tonight Show host Jay Leno has said that he recently met with CNN executives about the possibilty of him hosting a brand new late night talk show. Jay told Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld that he is very excited about the possibility.

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Funny story: Mick Jagger Hints That The Rolling Stones Could Be Moving To Colorado

Mick Jagger Hints That The Rolling Stones Could Be Moving To Colorado

LONDON - Mick Jagger, lead singer with The Rolling Stones recently spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine and hinted that the Rolling Stones are considering relocating to Colorado, the marijuana haven of the North American continent. Jagg...

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