Written by Ricardo Fromage

Monday, 11 May 2009

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A bishop after a bashing

The husband of Home Secretary Jaquie Smith, appears to have broken his habit of watching porn at the taxpayers expense by finding God.

Apparently, he turned to religion through an on-line self-help group where he was put in contact with a high ranking member of the clergy who could help him overcome his problem through intensive counselling and home visits.

On a recent visit to a holiday camp for illegal immigrants and spongers, the Home Secretary commented: "I haven't actually met the clergyman as yet but I have spoken to my husband on the phone. He tells me it is going well although some of the techniques are a little unusual as they involve mock fights and Greco-Roman wrestling. My husband says he now spends all of his time bashing the Bishop"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Parliament, Religion




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